Lame Y2K Humor Department : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread


To: IMS Department

From: Development

I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest,none of this Y to K problem makes any sense to me.

At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following new months:





-- Runway Cat (, February 04, 1999


Drat. How will we know when to get fresh oysters?

-- Bivalve (, February 04, 1999.

RC: How dare you make fun of us hard-working Y2K developers who are working all Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak, and yes, even Sundak, to save the world for cats, dogs, beavers, duckys, groundhogs, mice, and rats!

-- Rob Michaels (, February 04, 1999.

Why did programmers shorten the "Year 2000 Computer Problem" to "Y2K" anyway? Wan't that the same sort of thinking that caused the problem in the first place?

-- Paul Neuhardt (, February 04, 1999.

I think Bivale meant "fresh oksters"


-- lurker (, February 06, 1999.

More seriously lame humor---

Minutes of executive meeting:

CEO requested update of "yk2 thingy" from Executive VP.

VP replied that his printout showed the company finished all y2k testing in 1957 and company earned $237 million on their internal remediation project.

CEO told Public/Investor Relations to issue press release.

Sales VP discussed 2nd qtr forcast...

-- PNG (, February 06, 1999.


-- PNG (, February 06, 1999.

can an old dog learn new tricks?

-- Uncle Deedah (, February 06, 1999.

Can a new cat learn old dogs?

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (Kennesaw, GA) (, February 07, 1999.

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