MEMO

To: IMS Department

From: Development

I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest,none of this Y to K problem makes any sense to me.

At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following new months:

Januark

Februark

Mak

Julk

-- Runway Cat (runway_cat@hotmail.com), February 04, 1999

Answers

Drat. How will we know when to get fresh oysters?

-- Bivalve (Seafood@lover.com), February 04, 1999.

RC: How dare you make fun of us hard-working Y2K developers who are working all Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak, and yes, even Sundak, to save the world for cats, dogs, beavers, duckys, groundhogs, mice, and rats!

-- Rob Michaels (sonofdust@net.com), February 04, 1999.

Why did programmers shorten the "Year 2000 Computer Problem" to "Y2K" anyway? Wan't that the same sort of thinking that caused the problem in the first place?

-- Paul Neuhardt (neuhardt@ultranet.com), February 04, 1999.

I think Bivale meant "fresh oksters"

:)

-- lurker (lurker@notscared.com), February 06, 1999.

More seriously lame humor---

Minutes of executive meeting:

CEO requested update of "yk2 thingy" from Executive VP.

VP replied that his printout showed the company finished all y2k testing in 1957 and company earned $237 million on their internal remediation project.

CEO told Public/Investor Relations to issue press release.

Sales VP discussed 2nd qtr forcast...

-- PNG (png@gol.com), February 06, 1999.

can an old dog learn new tricks?

-- Uncle Deedah (oncebitten@twiceshy.com), February 06, 1999.

Can a new cat learn old dogs?

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (Kennesaw, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), February 07, 1999.