Is there anybody else in here getting sick from drinking the water? I think the Y2k bug is getting into the public drinking supplies...this is really scaring me.

I was going to work the other day and while I was on the subway there were at least twenty people all looking at me and I just knew what they were thinking...

"There is a guy who knows all about the Y2k bug... we ought to stop him before he spreads the information to the outside world..."

Luckily I had my gun with me so I din't feel to scared . Have you all noticed how scarce the paper supplies have been getting?? I really think it's the Y2K bug eating up the trees in the Amazon rain forests. I think that there are some people in Washington DC that are actually getting PAID not to talk about the Y2K bug...

why?

It's obvious. There will be more stuff for them when the rest of us die. The Y2K bug will come popping out of chest cavities like that thing in the movie Alien. When we have all been infected then the government will download the code to activate all the bugs and then we will all die!!!! And then they will go around collecting all the HDTV's and New Mercedes we puchased at Ed Voyle's Honda and got a very good price from our brother because he works there and knows the General manager. And all the stuff that we worked so hard for will all belong to THEM.

I think the bugs are in the water, seriously. Think about it... how many people drink water each and every single day!!

I can feel it in my chest... thumping like some malignant organ. Growing and feeding on my flesh, just waiting for the day to JUMP OUT and DANCE AROUND like some silly showgirl. Kicking up it's little insect legs and shouting for REDEMPTION REDEMPTION !!!

OH HALELUJAH !!

Y2K IS COMING FOR US !! I AM HERE AND IT IS HERE BUT SOON YOU WILL NOT BE HERE...

THE Y2K BUG IS COMING... FOR YOUR SOULSSSSSSS !!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-- (outer@limits.com), January 28, 1999

Answers

Expect more of this disruption as the power elite begins to understand the ramifications of Y2k and gets truly afraid. These types come cheap.

E.

-- E. Coli (nunayo@beeswax.com), January 28, 1999.

Apparently schools are out somewhere and mom and pop let junior have internet access while they went to work.

-- Other Lisa (LisaWard2@aol.com), January 28, 1999.

Correction E. Coli:

I don't come cheap, never have never will. I work the most prominent street in downtown NYC and I can assure you it'll cost at least a thousand to get me to come.

How about this buddy;

You, me , a shetland pony, my shoes and glasses up your ass and the entire 27th Precinct watching on close captioned Television. Oh, and whips, chains, whistles, yo-yo's, a cirus midget, my grandmother riding by on a bicycle giving you the finger, and a duck!

How about it sweet kiss? Bets time of you life... Oh me so horny sucy sucky... me love you LONG TIME

-- (outer@limits.com), January 28, 1999.

Oh yeah, don't expect me to retort with anything less than total nonesense and unmitigated lunacy, 'cause as you can see, I'm SICK i tell you, sick!

boogy boogy boogy

-- (outer@limits.com), January 28, 1999.

This... uh...person lives in NYC? Just one more good reason to remain FAR, FAR away from the place.

Not that we needed one.

-- staying away (fromNew@york.city), January 28, 1999.

I for one am enjoying your lunacy. Keep it coming.

Troll Maria

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), January 28, 1999.

Maria, if you and this individual want to continue dissipating some Y2k-related fear and tension via your little erotic chat, I suggest doing it privately.

E.

-- E. Coli (nunayo@beeswax.com), January 28, 1999.

You know why Y2k can't possibly be the catylst to TEOTWAWKI?

Because there is just so much more damage we can do to this planet. I mean , your all whining about politics and pollution and technological dependence but the fact is, " YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET ! "

Maybe the world will end in another 200 years, but we still got a lot to rape and pillage before God steps in and breaks our necks. So take a breath and go back to work ya bunch of freaking crazy assed bastards.

-- (outer@limits.com), January 28, 1999.

e coli

outer limits is what i call one of the walking dead...

-- michael (michael@michael.com), January 28, 1999.

Not very hygenic, that.

E.

-- E. Coli (nunayo@beeswax.com), January 28, 1999.

Outerlimits is actually an asset to this forum. He is a prime example of why you're toast if you live within 5 miles of a 7-11.

NY city really is the Twilight Zone.

-- Chris (catsy@pond.com), January 28, 1999.

Hey goofy guy! We will still be here. Maybe some will not. Crawl back into your hole.

-- freeman (freeman@cali.com), January 28, 1999.

Let the poor bugger alone. He's doing the best he can. I mean this in a pejorative sense.

-- Sam (Gamgee@NewRow.org), January 28, 1999.

Hint...don't drink the water.....

-- WAAWAAA (WAWA@WAAWAA.com), January 28, 1999.