What is the sound of one country half-way working?

-- Puddintame (dit@dot.com), January 21, 1999

Answers

I think it sounds something like this:

Houston... {crackle...thzzzt...) we have a .... (thzzzt...) problem....(crackle crackle...)

-- (Toast@USA.com), January 21, 1999.

And Peter Jennings "Today on Wall Street-(head fake)-the dow ended-(eyelid flutter)- with a RECORD-(head fake, wrinkle forehead)- gain of 8778pts!"

-- King of Free Estimates (hasbeenwatchtv@home.today), January 21, 1999.

toast: you forgot the ...BOOOM!

-- a (a@a.a), January 21, 1999.