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Here is what I am looking for on January 1, 2000... Im allowed to dream...right?January 1, 2000 Dear Valued Employee:
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As Im sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months. Sincerely,
Automated Payroll Processing
-- Wecouldonlyhope (dontwe@wish.com), January 21, 1999
I do believe this is the FOURTH time this particular thing was posted to the forum this week...
-- funny (the first three @times.haa), January 21, 1999.
yeah thats older then strom thurmond
-- (not laughing @it.this time), January 21, 1999.