Don't worry I'll be back soon!

-- Judith Cooney (jcooney@figroup.co.uk), January 15, 1999

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Oh my gosh!! Richard had a sex change operation!

-- Gayla Dunbar (privacy@please.com), January 15, 1999.

Did he have a stickadicktomy or a transectomy?

-- King of Free Estimates (Isveryskeptical@this.time), January 15, 1999.

Welcome back in advance. Whoever you are. Do you know who you are?

At any rate, it's just in time. All sorts of things are coming out of the global "hidden" closets.

Diane

-- Diane J. Squire (sacredspaces@yahoo.com), January 15, 1999.

Wondered what was taking Over hill over Dale so long ...

-- Leska (allaha@earthlink.net), January 15, 1999.

I knew there had to be something funny about you Dale! Now I'm laughing :-D British humor isn't hopeless after all! ;-D

-- Chris (catsy@pond.com), January 15, 1999.

Welcome back. We've missed you.

-- Arnie Rimmer (arnie_rimmer@usa.net), January 15, 1999.

Well now, seems I only had to stick 140 pins in the buttocks of my "Goofy Ass Brit" voodoo doll in order to wake you up.

PS, wipe your chin, you're leaking again.

Oh crap, welcome back.

-- Uncle Deedah (oncebitten@twiceshy.com), January 16, 1999.