Here are the Top 5 reasons pollyannas are rejoicing:

5. John Koskinen has changed aftershaves and has now started to blink.

4. Bumfuque County, SD has bought a Pentium with Windows 98 and is distributing copies of "Y2K Compliant MIS for Dummies".

3. deJager's "Promises Kept" page now boasts 3 entries, one of which started less than 5 years ago.

2. rumor has it Bill Gates is testing "silver bullet" near Area 51.

and the number one reason:

1. gee my stocks look terrific!

-- a (a@a.a), January 04, 1999

Answers

ROTFLMAO - like number 4, anywhere near Shelby County???

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), January 04, 1999.

You guys!

-- Jack (jsprat@eld.net), January 04, 1999.