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DEAR MR.GATES MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION,NAD MY 50TH BIRTHDAY ON 1/1,MADE ME ADDRESS THIS REQUEST TO YOU.HELP THE YOUNG ARTISTS OF TODAY,I HAVE WRITTEN TO PEOPLE ALREADY SUCCESSFUL IN THE ENTERTAINEMENT INDUSTRY,BUT THEY FORGOT THEY WERE ONCE NEW! IAM ON A MAJOR CAMPAIGN TOMAKE MY SON SUCCED IN A DREAM TO BECOME REALITY,HE IS A SINGER,HE IS DEDICATED,HE IS ONLY 23. I LEARNED THE INTERNET WITH ONE GOAL,TO MAKE HISDREAM COME TRUE,HE HAS THE TALENT,HE NEEDSSOMEONE WHO CARES ENOUGH TO GIVEHIM A START. YOU MAY SAY WHY ME?BECAUSE YOUARE IN MY OPINION ONE OF THE MOST INTELIGENT INDIVIDUALS IN MY LIFE TIME,YOU MADE THE COMPUTER WORLD,YOUCAN MAKE A STAR. RESPECTFULY PAULA
-- PAULADUFFY (ACORES@BELLOSUTH.NET), December 30, 1998
Don't be such a bitch you low-down, no-worth stupid fuck. Go back to your kitchen to cook and wipe the floors. That's precisely where you should be. WHORE. Have a nice day.
-- The Rotten One (Pants-on-Fire@aol.com), February 01, 1999.
Dear Mr. Gates, my new years resolution, made me adress this request to you. Help the Computer Industry and Technology in general of today, I have writeen to people already successful in the Computer Industry, but they're all not willing to do it. I am on a major campaign to make mankind succeed in a dream to become reality, we want choice, we want freedom, we are dedicated and we're only 28 (or sumpin'). I learned the internet with one goal, to make my dream come true, please, for mankind to succeed YOU have to die. And since no one is willing to kill you, please do me the favor and commit suicide, because you are in my opinion one of the most rotten and immoral individuals in my life time, you made the computer world a mess, you can commit suicide and make this world a better place. Respectlessly Kil
-- kil (email@example.com), March 03, 1999.
Wholely shit, just blow the guy. He might make you a star!!!! However, He just buy you use you for what you're worth and sell you off.
-- Barfing at this one (Yu@make.me.sick), July 07, 1999.
kil, I was going to do my own Gates bashing, but you did such a fine job there is little more I could add. I agree with you completely. I've never had so much trouble with anything in my life as I have with his stupid, software.
Paula, I am embarrassed for you. Groveling and sucking up to rich people is a disgusting, demeaning thing to do. If your child really has talent, he will make it on his own and you won't have to blather and polish Bill Gates ego to make the grade.
Here's a key word to success: SELF STARTER. Self starters don't need other people to give them a start. Get a life lady, and let your son make his own life.
-- Jean Scott (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 05, 2000.
Microsoft customers should start a class action suit, country by country and hold Billy boy responsible for continually launching bogus OS's, error ridden MS software, NT (notworking) nightmares to put an end to MS's Ponzi scheme in defrauding its customers. The FTC should also join in by slamming a cease and desist orders on all of MS's present and future attempts to sell MS software until the misleading practice to the public has stopped and only bonafide products are released. Microsoft should be split up into two companies:
Company A's job would be to reimburse all of the customers that were screwed in that they were helping to finance BG's bogus 'ideas of Grandeur' going back at least five years. Cash reimbursements are easily administered by Microsoft using its own product key code (the only segment of MS's software components that really work !)
Company B must re-engineer and re-design the entire existing product palette (line) to fit the (B)bill
Carlos Los Reyes
-- Carlos Los Reyes (email@example.com), April 10, 2000.
Carlos, great post. I hate Microsuck and think the software is the biggest ripoff since snake oil. Can you believe that most of the American people idolize this jerk as if he were royalty or a god.
And do you know I can't even find an email address so I can tell them how shitty I think their products are.
-- gilda (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 29, 2000.
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-- Charles Lesniak Jr. (email@example.com), November 27, 2001.
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-- Pilla Srinivas ( Pilla Naga Srinivasa Rao ) (firstname.lastname@example.org), July 04, 2002.
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-- Nadeem Ahmed (firstname.lastname@example.org), September 09, 2002.
Well I must say----Seems to me everyone in here seems to be bashing Bill Gates. But why, I mean what exactly did he do that was so wrong. All he did was follow the rules that our nation has set forth to suceed in this nation. They have said be smart, go to school, bring something new on the scene, go to work for a business and move up the ladder. Well Bill was smart, he went to school, and he brought something new on the scene. Well the buck stops there----Go to work for a company---No Bill was the company-----is it wrong---is it wrong he possessed the brilliance-that we all hope our children possoss. Was he illegal in this rise! HELL NAW!
-- Raymond Williams (email@example.com), October 10, 2002.