Killing others to Steal Their Food

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I've changed my mind. To hell with the community. I'm buying an AK and a lot of ammo and if any of those assholes come tooting round my house asking for free food like some leftie scum, good-bye!

I am buying an AK and I have got plans. When my food runs out I am going to go to some peoples' bugouts. I am going to have red paint and I am going to look wounded. When they let me in, RACKATABLAM!!! Wipe them off the map!! And I get their food and their gold. I'll eat the food and store the gold.

I might also be a bandit. If I see people moving around, TAKATABOOM! and take their vehicles and guns and ammo and shit. Get it all for me! who needs to prepare, it is SO nieve when you just have to kill people!!!

diane

-- Diane J. Squire (sacredspaces@hotmail.com), December 13, 1998

Answers

This crap has got to stop.

-- Paul Davis (davisp1953@yahoo.com), December 13, 1998.

This idiot will be amoung the first victims. (Assuming his parents don't kill him in the next 6 months!!)

-- RD. ->H (drherr@erols.com), December 13, 1998.

diane: advice from a previous thread seemed to make sense: set house on fire and people will run out with their cash, and you can nab them.

HTH!

-- a (a@a.a), December 13, 1998.


The little person should rememder Darwin.

-- Mike Lang (webflier@erols.com), December 13, 1998.

Dude, you are really annoying! Go get a life, off-line!!!!!

Diane

-- Diane J. Squire (sacredspaces@yahoo.com), December 13, 1998.



*Sigh* I remind myself that getting angry with you doesnt solve this problem. Okay...

Child/Adult, whoever you are...

What is it that you are angrily trying to create on this forum? Why do you persist with the attempts at chaos creation? Did your parents not spend time with you? Were you abused or unloved? Are you really ANGRY? Is it because you are SCARED? The rest of us have those days too. Sometimes, Y2K and its possible repercussions all seem like a bad dream. We wish, fervently, to push the restart button and all go on with our lives.

Why are you trying to belittle our concerns, our anguish and our attempts at coming to terms with Y2Ks impact on our lives, and our desire to share our digital thoughts with one another?

Will you please share with us, what is wrong?

In a little over one year, its quite possible the internet will be gone for years to come. Then again, maybe not. There is no knowing. This forum is an attempt to be better prepared for this amazing uncertainty. Will you be part of your own solution, or choose to continue creating your own problems.

It IS your choice. If you will calm down, we will listen. Why has FEAR taken such a hold on you?

Diane

-- Diane J. Squire (sacredspaces@yahoo.com), December 13, 1998.


You are an elegant lady, Diane...

-- pshannon (pshannon@inch.com), December 13, 1998.

I didn't think elementary school libraries were open on weekends.

-- Bill S. (Bill_S3@juno.com), December 13, 1998.

Was wondering if Diane has a split personality!!! NOT!!! Just ignore him this time.

-- Blondie Marie (Blondie@future.net), December 14, 1998.

Ed, a guy just got FLAMED for secret self-promotion under the guise of offering serious y2k help, over in the "Victory Garden" thread. Now, we catch a nationally known intellectual like YOU playing the same game! Disgusting!

http://www.bookpage.com/9608bp/nonfiction/edanger.html

-RC

-- Run Way Cat (runway_cat@hotmail.com), December 14, 1998.



Well, at least this imposter has a sense of style. I was pretty much taken in, until I noticed the terminating "diane" signoff -- the real Diane always capitalizes.

-- Jack (jsprat@eld.net), December 14, 1998.

Jack, if you've followed Diane's post regularly, you'd know her well enough by now to have dismissed this post from the first 2 sentences. Diane's convictions are solid, and she's very focused on community awareness. Plus she is too refined a lady to use the word "hell", if she did change her mind on anything.

-- Chris (catsy@pond.com), December 14, 1998.

You never know about people. Can any of you really trust anyone that posts here? Ms. Squire could have done this to call attention to herself. Who knows what lurks behind the keyboard? Maybe her true agressions are coming forward. I'm sure Chris will get her(his) slippers though.

-- (Dr.Jekyll@Mr.Hyde.com), December 14, 1998.

(Dr.Jekyll@Mr.Hyde.com),

You are forgetting the issue of consistency of phrasing and an individuals life's convictions.

Why do you mock others? What does it gain you?

Diane

-- Diane J. Squire (sacredspaces@yahoo.com), December 14, 1998.


I've had war experiences that caused me to become psychotic.

-- (Dr.Jekyll@Mr.Hyde.com), December 14, 1998.


What confuses you about my gender Dr. Jekyll? You're surprised that women too can have opinions and/or a brain and fight with the guys?

-- Chris (catsy@pond.com), December 14, 1998.

I propose that every new post or answer,before admittance, be vetted by the literary stylemtry experts represented at the following site:

http://www.clark.net/pub/tross/ws/ox6.html

-RC

-- Runway Cat (runway_cat@hotmail.com), December 14, 1998.


(Dr.Jekyll@Mr.Hyde.com)

"I've had war experiences that caused me to become psychotic."

I can understand that. But why take that out on us?

Diane

-- Diane J. Squire (sacredspaces@yahoo.com), December 14, 1998.


Chris- I was obviously kidding re the phony Diane post! Lighten up!! (Like I really notice how people really terminate their posts....)

P.S. How come Leska never terminates her posts with the same number of "x"s?....

-- Jack (jsprat@eld.net), December 14, 1998.

Jack, the problem is, I *do* terminate my posts with the same # of X's, but ==something== munches them off! I've asked five times for somebody to tell me how to stop the cybergnomes from gobbling the ends of my posts, but nobody has answered. The question is, how do the majority of the rest of you post intact? I'd rather dispense with the xxxs.

xxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxx

-- Leska (allaha@earthlink.net), December 14, 1998.


Jack! =:-O I'd never thought someone on here would tell me to lighten up even more. Once in a while I feel the need to show I do have a serious side...and now that you point it out, it was obvious.

Leska, the only thing I can think of is perhaps you've used the tag enclosing symbols < and > to enclose a g for grin or some other such thing?

This is a test of the suspected gnome sentence eater.

-- Chris (catsy@pond.com), December 14, 1998.


hmm...the g I put inside < and > right before the word "gnome" disapeared, but not the rest of the sentence.

-- Chris (catsy@pond.com), December 14, 1998.

In any case, the ratio of the occurrence of key terms "AK", "RATTAKABLAM", "leftie scum", and "ammo" to their frequency of occurrence in the established Diane corpus is evidence against the authenticity of the post that initiated this thread.

As Elizabethan scholars have concluded: "William Shakespeare didn't write those plays - it was another guy with the same name."

-RC

-- Runway Cat (runway_cat@hotmail.com), December 14, 1998.


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dunny shitboxx!!!

i am diane! you know all to well that this me me ou fucking bungholios. i am diane and nobody can stop me!!!!! i am in her brain and trying to screw her cok!

doane J. sqiuree.

-- guess who? it's me, diane (jjj@jj.jjjj), December 14, 1998.


Geez., wonder how long it took the idiot to complete that thread ? I knew right away it wasnt Diane, the little d was the complete tipoff but all know Diane doesnt use profanity. Must be a child though cuz they are obvious Beevis and Buthead fans. BTW, it WAS NOT me. Gayla would know if it were. Is Gayla Back yet?

-- consumer (private@aol.com), December 14, 1998.

Jerry, you must be VERY bored. You certainly are boring!

-- cant wait till you get yours (jerrys@jerk.bigtime), December 14, 1998.

Hi Consumer! Yes, I'm back. We all know that isn't you. You have a lot more class than Jerry! :-)

-- Gayla Dunbar (privacy@please.com), December 15, 1998.

i got a bunghole bigger than a 13" navel cannen@!!!!!

i have a dick that is ten ims as thick!!!

and now it is poetry time

i have a penis

it's bigger than venis

i got a butt

it barks like a mutt

and shits big as huts

and i got balls

they re not smalls

they're big as halls

with frwnty foot walls

that do never falls

i got big balls mae of steel and iron

my balls are btter than your alls

die you red bassard!!!

you red sar efuicklng commie scum!!!!!!!!

i am not a fan of beaavis and butthead. thEY SUCK. They are losers with minsucle penises and no brain cells. they are vierigins for crissake!!!!! their movie was ok but THEY ARE A PAIR OF FUCKING VIRGEIRN HOMO LOSERS WHO PROBABLY FGUKCK EACH TOHER UP THE ASS IN THE SPAIR TIME!!!!

i am jerry and nobodt forget it!! i am diane too! or at least i fucked diane a few times her dick was tiny and her bunghenole was like the size of a bolwing wall fucking massive m,y dick could go in and not touch both sides she is a fucking dicey cunt

diane is a fucking dicey slut if you want to uck her anyone i would not her cunt sucks sheee is a rabbid whore.

and no this is not jerry it is uncle ddeehna writing this

-- some wanker (goo@goobunghole.bunger), December 15, 1998.


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