The White House physician is summoned to the presidential quarters where he finds "Slick Willie" sitting in a chair with a toad perched on his head.

Somewhat taken aback, the good doctor asks, "Uh, what can I do for you sir?"

Whereupon the toad answers, "Doc, I'd like you to burn this wart off my ass!"

-- Hardliner (searcher@internet.com), December 11, 1998

Answers

LOL. Maybe the toad can help us get his medical records released first, nothing else has worked.

-- Rob Michaels (sonofdust@net.com), December 11, 1998.

Referr to the COMPLETE tarr report. Rumor has it that Willie has the "gift that keeps on giving" as it were....errrr chronic failure of short arm inspection.............errrrr......DRIP! ......DRIP!......DRIP!

-- NOT LIKELY (NOT@THIS.TIME), December 11, 1998.

ERRRRRRRR That should read:

Referr to the COMPLETE Starr report. Rumor has it that Willie has the "gift that keeps on giving" as it were....errrr chronic failure of short arm inspection.............errrrr......DRIP! ......DRIP!......DRIP!

-- NOT LIKELY (NOT@THIS.TIME), December 11, 1998.

Hardliner,

This thread is off-topic for this forum. Please post this topic in The Government of The United States forum or other similar forum instead.

-- No Spam Please (anon@ymous.com), December 12, 1998.

Here is what President Clinton told me, in my own inquiry:

I did not do it in a car
I did not do it in a bar
I did not do it in the dark
I did not do it in the park
I did not do it on a date
I did not ever fornicate
I did not do it at a dance
I did not do it in her pants
I did not get beyond first base
I did not do it in her face
I never did it in a bed
If you think that, you've been misled
I did not do it with a groan
I did not do it on the phone
I did not cause her dress to stain
I never boinked Saddam Hussein
I did not do it with a whip
I never fondled Linda Tripp
I never acted really silly
With volunteers like Kathleen Willey
There was one time, with Margaret Thatcher
I chased her 'round, but could not catch her
No kinky stuff, not on your life
I wouldn't, even with my wife
And Jennifer Flowers' tale of woes
Was paid for by my right-wing foes
And Paula Jones, and those State Troopers
Are just a bunch of party poopers
I did not ask my friends to lie
I did not hang them out to dry
I did not do it last November
But if I did, I don't remember
I did not do it in the hall
I could have, but I don't recall
I never did it in my study
I never did it with my dog, Buddy
I never did it to Sox, the cat
I might have-once-with Arafat
I never did it in a hurry
I never groped Ms. Betty Currie
There was no sex at Arlington
There was no sex on Air Force One
I might have copped a little feel
And then endeavored to conceal
But never did these things so lewd
At least, not ever in the nude
These things to which I have confessed
They do not count, if we stayed dressed
It never happened with cigar
I never dated Mrs. Starr
I did not know this little sin
Would be retold on CNN
I broke some rules my Mama taught me
I tried to hide, but now you've caught me
But I implore, I do beseech
Do not condemn, do not impeach
I might have got a little tail
But never, never did inhale

-- Dr. Seuss (Seusser@mentalhospital.com), December 12, 1998.

This is really sad. Why don't you people take this crap to another forum?

Ed, give it up. This place has lost all sight of what it was intended for.

-- Dave (dave22@concentric.net), December 12, 1998.

What was this forum intended for Dave?

3/4 of the threads are "crap" to me. I don't agree with 3/4 of it. What makes you so special Dave? Do you have any positive facts on Y2K to post to enlighten us?

-- Dr. Seuss (Seusser@mentalhospital.com), December 12, 1998.

I have very little tiime to spend on the Net. I chose this forum because it addresses real issues instead of discussing religion, cute recipes, and silly crap about a silly political circus. Please post on issues.

-- gilda jessie morgan (jess@listbot.com), December 14, 1998.