i know i'm normal for a jehova's witness

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um yes i have this odd fetish. i live in an area where there are a lot of rats....my name is...well i'll call myself gyan grepperchild. anyway, i was extremely horny one day and i decided that i would try anally pleasing myself with the carcass of a dead rat, i found this most erotic. Soon i moved to small live infant rats and then finally to the real life sized rats. sometimes when i squeeze my ass real hard i can snap their necks. i find this anal destroyer death of rats as a very erotic thought and way of releasing my inner most sexual desires. Is this normal? or does something explain my behavior? Perhaps because i am a jehova witness this would explain the rat phenomena? please help

-- ryan epperson (repperso@sal.mhasd.k12.wi.us), December 11, 1998

Answers

Look, I keep your little friends to "GO AWAY! I'M NOT A STINKING CHRISTIAN! GOD TOLD ME NOT TO BE, AND I DON'T CARE TO ARGUE WITH THE ALMIGHTY!" whenever they come knocking on my door. you think they'll get the message?

As for the rat thing, hey. whatever floats your boat.

-- William (spqrspqr@hotmail.com), December 11, 1998.


because you are of an obviously inferior religion (known as a jehova), it is impossible to fight your perversions. you must convert to a religion that is not intrisically homosexual (known as a non-jehova religion).

my question is this: have you yet had intercourse with both of your jehova parents at the same time? if you're at the rat stage, you must have already boinked them both.

renounce your jehovaness before you come knocking on my doorstep.

and by the way, gyan, i did enjoy the computer you gave me. it paid off splendidly.

-- Matt Barris (dar@dar.com), December 11, 1998.


Dude as for the rat fetish, you are just a freak!!!, it has nothing to do with religion, get some help, before the little fickers go up to your brain, maybe they are already there. God bless

-- waka69 (wek02@hotmail.com), November 03, 2002.

I don't know why your doing this, But i'm sure that you don't care about Jehova and by saying the nasty things you do your putting yourself down and also dirting jehovas name.What are you trying to do? get attention from others , well i guess your plans are working.I wouldn't be a bit surprise if they tell me your not a jehova witness because a true jehova witness wouldnt do such thing.And you know that your not a witness. Grow up and stop writting disguisting things. Are you baptist? and if your just a simple plublisher that doesn;t make you a jehova witness or if you already got batist then you know your responsabilities and the commitment you made to God. And if you need hepl you should talk to the Elders in your congregation.I'm writting this to you cause i wasn;t expecting such thing from a person, so please stop writting these things because that God is watching you. oh and something in three weeks i'm going to become a JEHOVA WITNESS so i recommend you to stop saying bad things about jeahova Witness . "Anyone that reads this persons story don't belive him', PROBABLY HIS JUST MAKING IT UP". Sincirally, Adriana

-- Adriana Tamariz (Adrina Duenaf@Aol.com), December 22, 2002.

look what u all have to do its pay attention to what jehova's witness say and one day you would thank them.......

-- Raiza (lauramendez465@hotmail.com), February 07, 2003.


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