Howdy, howdy, howdy!!!

This is me, Paul Milne, jumping up and down over here!!! (NOT!)

I would normally NEVER "forge" anyone's name on anything, but I wanted to make a point: We are all anonymous here in cyberspace, and before anyone starts having chest pains over what someone else has said, let's remember that ANY-OL'-BODY can post with someone else's name & address. It's not worth getting so riled up at what may just be a mask, used by some twit who's in the mood for fun at our expense!

Oooh! Now you all get to guess who I REALLY am!!! :)

-- Paul Milne (fedinfo@halifax.com), November 30, 1998

Answers

Well..... people from the North rarely say Howdy! Hmmmmm....

-- Gayla Dunbar (privacy@please.com), November 30, 1998.

Hmm...my guess was that this "Paul" is Gayla Dunbar. Then I see your message, Gayla.

That would be a great strategy, Gayla, if you are this Paul. It would be so obvious that it wouldn't be obvious!

-- Kevin (mixesmusic@worldnet.att.net), November 30, 1998.

yeah, I'm guessing Infomagic..........

-- anonymous (Mr.Prez@Whitehouse.org), November 30, 1998.

GOMER, I told you to leave the damn computer alone!

-- Andy Taylor (sheriff@mayberry.gov), November 30, 1998.

Of course, I'm the person who thought Arnie Rimmer was Ed Yourdon. Shows what I know...

-- Kevin (mixesmusic@worldnet.att.net), November 30, 1998.

I'll make a second guess now. Could this Paul be Arewyn?

-- Kevin (mixesmusic@worldnet.att.net), November 30, 1998.

I AM the Walrus, Goo Goo G'Joob . . .

-- paul (paul@abbeyroad.com), November 30, 1998.

My guess is Uncle Deedah.

I also want to know if E. Coli is Ed Yourdon?

-- Buddy (DC) (buddy@bellatlantic.net), November 30, 1998.

Can't be Uncle Deedah, he's already admitted to forgery. Not me. Can't be Robert Cook because the spelling and typing is too good. :-) I guess it could be Craig because he knows all about Texas...... but then again, it just might be Rob.

Is E. Coli really Ed Yourdon? ROFL! Ed is TOO laid back!

-- Gayla Dunbar (privacy@please.com), November 30, 1998.

Can't be Paul, this one's not swearing up a blue streak. Can the other one be? A lot of angry energy coming off the other posts. Who knows, inquiring minds...

-- Diane J. Squire (sacredspaces@yahoo.com), November 30, 1998.

Thanks a lot Gayla

.... I claim Craig - becuase of (d**n it I did it again) the goo goo juice is dribbling over his beans...see, now you know this is me, right? left?

-- Robert A. Cook, P.E. (Kennesaw, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), November 30, 1998.

Hey, Robert Cook, you know what they say about paybacks!?!

Nope, I've figured it out. It is Rob Michaels and, man oh man, are YOU in trouble!!!

-- Gayla Dunbar (privacy@please.com), November 30, 1998.

Butthead.

Butthead, butthead, butthead, but I had to say that!

And yes. You are right, Gayla. It is I. Correct guess..so I will remove the veil and admit that yes, it was me. I sincerely apologise for my childish misdeed and promise never to be naughty, ever again :)

-- Robert Michaels (sonofdust@net.com), December 01, 1998.

Leo, its the kind of trick he would pull.

-- Richard Dale (rdale@figroup.co.uk), December 01, 1998.

OK, Robert, now that you have confessed, I'll tell you why you are in so much trouble. :-) You put Paul Milne's REAL e-mail address on your pretend post. Every time we post an answer to this thread he gets the e-mail in his box!!! :-) He "doesn't suffer fools" ya know! What do you want on your tombstone??? Sausage, onions?? :-)

-- Gayla Dunbar (privacy@please.com), December 01, 1998.

So I assume he will have to sit on Bob Barbour's BBQ, without Craig's hockey-cooled rear end?

-- Robert A. Cook, P.E. (Kennesaw, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), December 01, 1998.

Okay, you ill-informed jerks, now it's time to pay the piper. Michaels, you are going to suffer for this. When y2k hits, jerks like you aren't gonna last long, that I swear. People who impersonate my name are going to die, you just wait and see, butthead.

At least you confessed, that was the Christian thing to do. But the Bible also says somewhere, assholes, that revenge is fine and good. Don't believe me? Go read the Bible again, skeptic. Because when the shit hits the fan, people, you are going to roast and die. Ha!

-- Paul Milne (fedinfo@halifax.com), December 01, 1998.

Told you!

Mr. Milne, it was temporary insanity on Rob's part. He really is a nice guy!! He just forgot to check NO to the e-mail responses. :-)

-- Gayla Dunbar (privacy@please.com), December 01, 1998.

Does Paul really talks like this? The posts just above, refering to the bible? Was it really Paul?

Dang you Robert for starting this thread, now I'll be skeptical about any posts :P

-- Chris (catsy@pond.com), December 01, 1998.

And Gayla, I'm disapointed in you, calling "mr." someone who calls others jerks and assholes. Sheesh.

-- Chris (catsy@pond.com), December 01, 1998.

Sorry, Chris! But I don't think that really was Paul Milne who posted that. He does mention the Bible sometimes, but usually doesn't say Ha! Thus, the reason for my "formalness." Besides, just because he doesn't show manners doesn't mean I shouldn't. :-) And while I'm in an "explaining" mood, I really DID mean what I said about Rob being a nice guy!

-- Gayla Dunbar (privacy@please.com), December 01, 1998.

I do not know which knucklehead started this childish nonsense. But I hope that you children have gotten it out of your systems now.

I also do not appreciate the falsification of my e-mail address filling my box with a bunch of crap.

This is the only time I will address this thread, then I will kill the response into my e-mail.

If you want proof that this is the 'real' Paul Milne you can find out by asking Cory Hamasaki what he gave my wife in Washington, as a gift. Then you will understand what 'Chinese worms' means.

-- Paul Milne (fedinfo@halifax.com), December 01, 1998.

Chris, THAT was the real one!

-- Gayla Dunbar (privacy@please.com), December 01, 1998.

You gotta watch that Gayla, (me thinks she is a private investigator in addition to be "teacher") At any rate, we know it wasnt me, huh Gayla. Dog gone Gayla, Your To Cool to Fool. ROFL

-- consumer (private@aol.com), December 01, 1998.