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Looking for strong woman to help me survive y2k. Must be able to butcher, can, sew, cook and garden. Must have late model RV. Please send picture of RV.
-- red (email@example.com), November 06, 1998
Uugg, me too, seeking muscled strong he-man Tarzan to dig shelter, rambo intruders, grow green beans in winter, umbrella me from rain + snow, carry me over garbage piles, and keep me in jungle comfort. Must have secret bunker in hills, totally outfitted with all amenities. If he has the strong woman too, all the better. Must send picture of muscles and vin
-- Leska (firstname.lastname@example.org), November 06, 1998.
-- Donna Barthuley (email@example.com), November 07, 1998.
leska, could you be a little more specific? otherwise, saddam hussein meets your requirements.
-- Jocelyne Slough (firstname.lastname@example.org), November 09, 1998.
Jocelyn, you're right, how disgusting! And to think that was my first ever 'personals.' Thank God I'm happily married to the one & only man I've ever truly communicated with! The last word was supposed to be "vines." Cybergnomes keep munching the ends of posts. Do you think SH actually has any of those skills? I doubt many people do any more. Our society has gone soft at the keyboard. And won't those electronic poltergeists bedevil us mercilessly soon. xxxxxx
-- Leska (email@example.com), November 09, 1998.
I wait patiently for your society to fall apart. I am planning big plans for all of Arab countries, and make so very many plans for the Jews in Israel. All dog infidels will die a thousand deaths, no, infidels will die y2 thousand deaths.
PS. I still have room in harem, for naughty women who like mustashes.
-- Saddam (Great@satan.com), November 09, 1998.