Wanted: T-Shirt and Bumper Sticker Slogans

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By special request, here are my starters....

Buy Beans. Store Water. Y2K is Coming Soon to a Planet Near You!

Y2K "is" No Problem

Y2K: Panic Now! Beat the Rush!

Don't be Powerless in Y2K: Prepare Now

Happiness is a Stocked Pantry--Prepare for Y2K Now

Y2K: Ready? Or NOT?

The Y2K Game: You Bet Your Life!

Y2K: Choose Wisely, Grasshopper

Off to the store for transfer paper for the printer...Where's Richard Dale when you need him!

-- Faith Weaver (faith-weaver@usa.net), October 25, 1998


Why would anyone want to wear a T-shirt or put a bumper sticker on their car advertising Y2K? I don't get it!

-- Dont get it (Dontgetit@saywhat.com), October 25, 1998.

To those who don't get IT.

Embedded Denial

Mike Lang

-- Mike Lang (webflier@erols.com), October 25, 1998.

because between now and then, I'd prefer advertising.

After "then", unless I see real cause for extreme paranoia (in MY immediate neighborhood, which may be different than anybody ele's) I'll evaluate it. But until then, the more others are ready, the better I'll feel.

Caution: But my neck of the woods may be different than yours...H**l, we wrote a law already requiring gun ownership in the nearest city. And our Congressman immediately south of here was calling for impeachment in the middle of LAST summer.

Besides, I think they're cool.....

-- Robert A. Cook, P.E. (cook.r@csaatl.com), October 25, 1998.

Here's an idea for a Y2K Tee-shirt...

(19)98 (19)99 (19)00

-- Kevin O'Neal (mixesmusic@worldnet.att.net), October 26, 1998.

With your approval,

(19)98, (19)99, (20)00, 00,00,00...

-- Robert A. Cook, P.E. (cook.r@csaatl.com), October 26, 1998.

Y2k :Do you fell lucky?Well.... Do ya??? Well my mom and i plan to make t-shirts like the kind in the girl scouts she use to be a girl scout leader i think that it will be cool Morgan

-- Morgan (Y2KFever@aol.com), October 26, 1998.

R U Vulnerable to the Y2K Bug?

-- Gayla Dunbar (privacy@please.com), October 26, 1998.

Y2K Bug Spray

-- Diane J. Squire (sacredspaces@yahoo.com), October 26, 1998.

An Alternative:

Y2K We Pray, Bug's Pray

-- Diane J. Squire (sacredspaces@yahoo.com), October 26, 1998.

Here in Tucson (Arizona) we have already started to hand out bumper stickers:

"Wake Up to Y2K"

Also we have begun distribution of T-shirts (for a cost). The T- shirt is pretty neat. The shirt may be a little too cute though. I have worn it to several public type meetings and have received "0" comments or questions. You can see a copy for yourself on our Tucson web site at:



-- JoeB (jbabinsky@theriver.com), October 26, 1998.

I liked "Death, Taxes & the Year 2000".

Think De Jager mentioned it.

-- lisa (nomail@work.com), October 26, 1998.

Two K or not two K, that is the question...

2000 A Date Oddity

for starters will think of a few more tonight

-- Richard Dale (rdale@figroup.co.uk), October 26, 1998.

I'm suffering from millenium delirium (one for David Crosby)

HAL is non-compliant

Clinton's millenium-gate

2000 is just a number (Deedah's IQ)

Come back Sir Clive all is forgiven (inventor of the first naff home computer)

-- Richard Dale (rdale@figroup.co.uk), October 26, 1998.

I want a T-shirt that says in big letters: "Blackout 2000" Then in smaller letters: "We all need to help each other during the Y2K disaster". With some fun graphics, It would really catch people's attention.

-- David Holladay (davidh@brailleplanet.org), October 26, 1998.

Smile if you're compliant.

Phone .... if you need compliance.

The appliance of science doesn't suffer from non-compliance.

Sat 01/01/00 - no fun geek on call.

Y 2 K geek unemployed, buddy can you spare a dime.

I was non-compliant, look what happened to me.

Gary North is an Optimist (Sod's Law).

-- Richard Dale (rdale@figroup.co.uk), October 26, 1998.

Stop the millenium I want to get off.

Commencing countdown millenium's on. (Major North)

This world will self destruct in .....

Millenium Impossible.

-- Richard Dale (rdale@figroup.co.uk), October 26, 1998.

"Scott to bridge...Scott to bridge"

"Are You Sure the Computer is Working, Mr. Scott?"

"Beam Me Up, Scotty....and Hurry!"

-- Larry (diddlewit@yahoo.com), October 26, 1998.

Slightly off the subject perhaps, but over the weekend I ate at a McDondalds, and noted that they are advertising for kids (under 12 I think) to submit drawings and names of BUGS, with entries to be received by 10/30/1998. Those of you with young kids might take the opportunity to get them involved to create a mean looking Millennium Bug!

-- Jack (jsprat@eld.net), October 26, 1998.

"got drunk, passed out, woke up in a y2k blackout and all I could find to wear was this lousy t-shirt")1998, )1999, )1900 MTDesign

---------------------------- chips happen --------------------------

-- Michael Taylor (mtdesign3@aol.com), October 26, 1998.

I saw this statement somewhere; BIG BROTHER IS ONLY AS GOOD AS HIS SOFTWEAR

And where's Dick Clark at New Year's Eve ???

-- Furie (furieart@gte.net), October 26, 1998.

This T-Shirt will become Y2K toilet paper

-- The Complacent One (hittinghome@net.com), October 26, 1998.

The first thing we do, we kill all the lawyers. Shakespeare: Henry VI, Act 2, Scene 2

-- shot through (hole@inhead.com), October 27, 1998.

Suppose we found out that Christ wasn't born in year zero but Dan Quayle was.

Compliance rules 2K.

00 is just a number (Deedah's IQ).

2000 - the only millenium you're likely to see.

Compliance got you into the 3rd millennium let CRYOGENICS get you into the 4th.

Friday 12/31/1999, Party like there's no tomorrow.

The year 2000 has been cancelled due to lack of interest.

Real Millenniumists don't eat (dried) quiche.

Real Millenniumists each (dried) meat.

Y2kers do it out in the sticks.

Y2kers do it so long as someone's keeping watch.

Y2kers do it in the dark.

-- Richard Dale (rdale@figroup.co.uk), October 27, 1998.

Y2kers are the only ones left to do it.

Y2kers do it in the bunker.

Y2kers are ready for Mad Max.

Y2kers do it under fire.

-- Richard Dale (rdale@figroup.co.uk), October 27, 1998.

Y..cuz we didnt prepare 2..We are through 0..K???? Dont be bare.....Prepare Dont be caught with your but bare (on back) Y2K Aware or switch if you choose

-- consumer alert (private@aol.com), October 27, 1998.

(Photo of our beautiful Big Blue Marble, as shot from the moon)

December 31, 1999


Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1899!

Needs work, but it's a concept thing! Have your people call my people...use the tin can phone there on the wall.

-- Donna Barthuley (moment@pacbell.net), October 27, 1998.

"Y2K - Silence Is Deadly" -- I actually found this on another forum, it was someone's closing remark.

-- Jack (jsprat@eld.net), October 27, 1998.

Y2K I Got Macaroni? I Got Stew? I Got Beans? What About You?

-- Not a Poet (NotaPoet@net.com), October 27, 1998.

Bugged by Y2K

-- Max Dixon (Ogden, Utah USA) (Max.Dixon@gte.net), October 28, 1998.

After 2000...

Been There. Done That. Got the Y2K T-Shirt.

-- Diane J. Squire (sacredspaces@yahoo.com), November 01, 1998.

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