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Here's the prognosis based on how well governments and companies are responding to y2k so far.

Month What will Y2K be like. Most commonly heard words.
Sept. 1998 Bad remediate
Oct. 1998 Badder embedded
Nov. 1998 Worse contingency plans
Dec. 1998 Worser Santa Claus
Jan. 1999 scary hangover
Feb. 1999 horrible water supply
Mar. 1999 horribler power grid
Apr. 1999 frightening bank runs
May 1999 eye popping Japan
June 1999 nightmarish nuclear
July 1999 nauseating panic
Aug. 1999 nightmarishly nauseating militants
Sept. 1999 catastrophic hoarding
Oct. 1999 nighmarishly catastrophic fear
Nov. 1999 horribly  nauseating Oh shit
Dec. 1999 menacingly chaotic #%@**&^ bank card
Jan. 2000 shockingly volatile chaos Can I borrow some money

Table will be adjusted as current events warrant.

-- Craig (, September 24, 1998



We agree. Love it! We got our laughs for the day. Thanks!

M & L

-- M & L (, September 24, 1998.

Craig, your "commonly heard words" of Can I borrow some money, reminded me of the 1930's. Back then, it was "Brother, can you spare a dime?"

-- Gayla Dunbar (, September 25, 1998.

Wow, he did a table. I'm impressed. I've decided on a new theme song "If I Could Turn Back Time" by Cher.

-- Amy Leone (, September 25, 1998.

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