We have an extra second to prepare! :-) Just thought a little humor would be a nice change of pace. Any other Y2K humor?

http://reports.guardian.co.uk/articles/1998/9/3/19682.html

-- Gayla Dunbar (privacy@please.com), September 04, 1998

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There once was a lady from Spain,

Who decided to ride on the train,

The rails they weren't switchin'

The lady was bitchin'

Y2K remediation was in vain.

-- A Little Limerick (satire@truth.com), September 04, 1998.

Hawaii has nine more hours ...

-- Robert A. Cook, P.E. (cook.r@csaatl.com), September 04, 1998.

Is this the place for another limerick....

There was a prophet called Gary/ Who said that the dangers were hairy/ "The end of the World is nigh"/ Is what he did sigh/ The future is really just scary/

-- Richard Dale (rdale@figroup.co.uk), September 04, 1998.

There once was a 'puter that worked But then came the Y2K quirk It sputtered and muttered and finally uttered Its last words, with a smirk.

But, that's not the end of the story For not all the 'puters go blooey The Mac's run with pride and don't lose their stride As Gates watches his stock and says, "Phooey"!

-- Pastor Chris (pastorchris@lifetel.com), September 04, 1998.

I have a silver bullet............ha ha ha, just kidding!!!!

A psychic three-fingered midget forecasted 'bout computer widgets These bytes really bite It's a bit of a fright Once again I've been shortchanged two digits

-- Craig (craig@ccinet.ab.ca), September 04, 1998.

A cute little Y2K animated cartoon I found:

Link: http://www.thesitefights.com/wepatrol/milbug.html

-- Gayla Dunbar (privacy@please.com), September 04, 1998.