"Titanic" is no longer playing in first run theatres here in Nashville, Tennessee. I called today to go see it one last time on the big screen, but it's gone. I had put it off too long. I procrastinated, and now I am depressed and jonesin'. See what procrastinating gets you, people??? Nothing, I tell you! NOTHING! Oh, the pain, the suffering, the humanity! Someone please try to cheer me up. I am wasting away to practically nothing with the agony...

-- Gilded Age Junkie (GildedAgeJunkie@yahoo.com), August 09, 1998

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Response to OH MY GOD, IT'S GONE!!!

There there, it's okay. It's only for a little while. Here's a cup of tea (with lemon and a stiff shot). The video will be out in less than a month and then we can all go home, wrap ourselves up in warm wool blankets, sit in our deck chairs and watch the movie to our heart's content. (buy 2, tapes do wear out.)

-- Crystal (Csmithwick@hst.com), August 09, 1998.

Response to OH MY GOD, IT'S GONE!!!

I don't know, Crystal...I just don't think I can make it. *sob* My life is over! This was my religion! *sob, sob* What is the use in going on??? I think I have to let go...:)

-- Gilded Age Junkie (GildedAgeJunkie@yahoo.com), August 09, 1998.

Response to OH MY GOD, IT'S GONE!!!

You must make me this promise..that you'll never let go...You're gonna go on...and have lots of babies...and watch them grow up....you're gonna die an old lady in a warm bed...Not this way...not this afternoon....you must also promise me you won't see that stupid movie "Armageddon"...

-- Jack Dawson (JDawson@bob.gre), August 09, 1998.

Response to OH MY GOD, IT'S GONE!!!

*sniff, sniff*...okay...I'll never let go, Jack...except to see that movie...I just think that promise is too difficult to keep...but I'll do all the rest...*sob, sob*...I'll go marry some guy I don't really love...*sniff*...and I'll have detached sex with him in order to have his babies...*sob*...but I'll never let go...my heart will go on...*sob, sniff*...the snot on your nose is freezing...*sniff, sob*...and it's really sexy...*sob, sob, sob*

-- Gilded Age Junkie (GildedAgeJunkie@yahoo.com), August 09, 1998.

Response to OH MY GOD, IT'S GONE!!!

This woman's grossing me out. I think I'll pretend to die and show up in a sequel with Gwenyth Paltrow.

-- JDawson (jdawson@bob.gre), August 09, 1998.

Response to OH MY GOD, IT'S GONE!!!

You crack me up GAJ. I love your barely-romantic but correct summation of Rose's life after Titanic.

-- Emma (foo@bar.com.au), August 09, 1998.

Response to OH MY GOD, IT'S GONE!!!

Woo-hoo-hoo! The old days of Titanic chat are back. It used to be so much fun when we were "in the boats" sharing brandy and stuff. And when "Titanic" was called the movie of dreams...and it was, it really was...

-- Dan Draghici (ddraghic@sprint.ca), August 09, 1998.

Response to OH MY GOD, IT'S GONE!!!

Gwyneth Paltrow needs to eat a sandwich, for God's sake.

-- Gilded Age Junkie (GildedAgeJunkie@yahoo.com), August 09, 1998.

Response to OH MY GOD, IT'S GONE!!!

And THEN someone needs to push her off the back of a ship...

-- Gilded Age Junkie (GildedAgeJunkie@yahoo.com), August 11, 1998.

Response to OH MY GOD, IT'S GONE!!!

GAJ, may I be that someone??

-- Allison (allisonelizabeth@mb.sympatico.ca), August 11, 1998.

Response to OH MY GOD, IT'S GONE!!!

BE MY GUEST!!!:)

-- Gilded Age Junkie (GildedAgeJunkie@yahoo.com), August 11, 1998.