Rodeo burger is worse than terrible

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I ate a rodeo burger today and it was awful. It looked like someone sat on it after putting it together It did not look like the picture in the ad. Yet I paid for it and ate it. WHY??

-- Raymond Charron (alienamongus@webtv.net), July 27, 1998

Answers

Rodeo burger looks, feels and tastes like Shit! I wouldn't eat it either. By the way, I didn't pay for it either. Stick it up you ass.

-- Freddie Mack (perfectone810@email.com), October 14, 1998.

YEAR 2000 PREDICTED CRISIS SEVERITY

Probabilities assessed 1999-03-09

SCENARIO (EDWARDS / INFOMAGIC)

CRISIS SEVERITY

POSSIBLE EVENTS (US)

PROBABILITY OF 1 OR MORE EVENTS OCCURRING (% CHANCE)

AVERAGE DOW IN 2000

TECHNOLOGICAL REGRESSION

LARGEST SECURE POPULATION CENTER

TYPICAL PREPARATIONS

PROPONENT

1/1.0

NONE

 

  • power brownouts
  • delays
  • billing errors
  • 100

    10000

    None

    1,000,000+

    copies of records

     

    2/2.5

    MILD

  • power outages 1 day
  • stock market crash
  • run on banks
  • severe recession
  • 1,000 deaths
  • 99

    8000

    1995

    1,000,000+

    cash

    Yardeni, deJager

    3/4.0

    MODERATE

  • power outages 1 week
  • martial law
  • depression
  • 10,000 deaths
  • 80

    6000

    1990

    100,000

    precious metal

     

    4/5.5

    SEVERE

  • power outages 1 month
  • rioting
  • severe depression
  • 100,000 deaths
  • 60

    4000

    1980

    10,000

    stored food & water

    Hamasaki, Yourdon

    5/7.0

    CATASTROPHIC

  • power outages 6 months
  • large cities become war zones
  • economic & social collapse
  • 1,000,000 deaths
  • 40

    2000

    1950

    5,000

     

    firearms & ammunition

     

     

    6/8.5

    APOCALYPTIC

  • power outages 1 year
  • fall of US government
  • nuclear war
  • 10,000,000 deaths
  • 20

    500

    1850

    remote location

    non-hybrid seeds

    North, Milne

    7/10.0

    UNIMAGINABLE

  • power outages 10+ years
  • collapse of civilization
  • foreign takeover
  • 100,000,000+ deaths
  • 1

    0

    Dark Ages

    remote location

    farm equipment

    Infomagic



    -- a (a@a.a), July 01, 1999.


    YEAR 2000 PREDICTED CRISIS SEVERITY

    Probabilities assessed 1999-03-09

    SCENARIO (EDWARDS / INFOMAGIC)

    CRISIS SEVERITY

    POSSIBLE EVENTS (US)

    PROBABILITY OF 1 OR MORE EVENTS OCCURRING (% CHANCE)

    AVERAGE DOW IN 2000

    TECHNOLOGICAL REGRESSION

    LARGEST SECURE POPULATION CENTER

    TYPICAL PREPARATIONS

    PROPONENT

    1/1.0

    NONE

     

  • power brownouts
  • delays
  • billing errors
  • 100

    10000

    None

    1,000,000+

    copies of records

     

    2/2.5

    MILD

  • power outages 1 day
  • stock market crash
  • run on banks
  • severe recession
  • 1,000 deaths
  • 99

    8000

    1995

    1,000,000+

    cash

    Yardeni, deJager

    3/4.0

    MODERATE

  • power outages 1 week
  • martial law
  • depression
  • 10,000 deaths
  • 80

    6000

    1990

    100,000

    precious metal

     

    4/5.5

    SEVERE

  • power outages 1 month
  • rioting
  • severe depression
  • 100,000 deaths
  • 60

    4000

    1980

    10,000

    stored food & water

    Hamasaki, Yourdon

    5/7.0

    CATASTROPHIC

  • power outages 6 months
  • large cities become war zones
  • economic & social collapse
  • 1,000,000 deaths
  • 40

    2000

    1950

    5,000

     

    firearms & ammunition

     

     

    6/8.5

    APOCALYPTIC

  • power outages 1 year
  • fall of US government
  • nuclear war
  • 10,000,000 deaths
  • 20

    500

    1850

    remote location

    non-hybrid seeds

    North, Milne

    7/10.0

    UNIMAGINABLE

  • power outages 10+ years
  • collapse of civilization
  • foreign takeover
  • 100,000,000+ deaths
  • 1

    0

    Dark Ages

    remote location

    farm equipment

    Infomagic

    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    


    -- a (a@a.a), July 01, 1999.

    YEAR 2000 PREDICTED CRISIS SEVERITY

    Probabilities assessed 1999-03-09

    SCENARIO (EDWARDS / INFOMAGIC)

    CRISIS SEVERITY

    POSSIBLE EVENTS (US)

    PROBABILITY OF 1 OR MORE EVENTS OCCURRING (% CHANCE)

    AVERAGE DOW IN 2000

    TECHNOLOGICAL REGRESSION

    LARGEST SECURE POPULATION CENTER

    TYPICAL PREPARATIONS

    PROPONENT

    1/1.0

    NONE

     

  • power brownouts
  • delays
  • billing errors
  • 100

    10000

    None

    1,000,000+

    copies of records

     

    2/2.5

    MILD

  • power outages 1 day
  • stock market crash
  • run on banks
  • severe recession
  • 1,000 deaths
  • 99

    8000

    1995

    1,000,000+

    cash

    Yardeni, deJager

    3/4.0

    MODERATE

  • power outages 1 week
  • martial law
  • depression
  • 10,000 deaths
  • 80

    6000

    1990

    100,000

    precious metal

     

    4/5.5

    SEVERE

  • power outages 1 month
  • rioting
  • severe depression
  • 100,000 deaths
  • 60

    4000

    1980

    10,000

    stored food & water

    Hamasaki, Yourdon

    5/7.0

    CATASTROPHIC

  • power outages 6 months
  • large cities become war zones
  • economic & social collapse
  • 1,000,000 deaths
  • 40

    2000

    1950

    5,000

     

    firearms & ammunition

     

     

    6/8.5

    APOCALYPTIC

  • power outages 1 year
  • fall of US government
  • nuclear war
  • 10,000,000 deaths
  • 20

    500

    1850

    remote location

    non-hybrid seeds

    North, Milne

    7/10.0

    UNIMAGINABLE

  • power outages 10+ years
  • collapse of civilization
  • foreign takeover
  • 100,000,000+ deaths
  • 1

    0

    Dark Ages

    remote location

    farm equipment

    Infomagic

    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    


    -- a (a@a.a), July 01, 1999.

    YEAR 2000 PREDICTED CRISIS SEVERITY

    Probabilities assessed 1999-07-01

    SCENARIO (EDWARDS / INFOMAGIC)

    CRISIS SEVERITY

    POSSIBLE EVENTS (US)

    PROBABILITY OF 1 OR MORE EVENTS OCCURRING (% CHANCE)

    AVERAGE DOW IN 2000

    TECHNOLOGICAL REGRESSION

    LARGEST SECURE POPULATION CENTER

    TYPICAL PREPARATIONS

    PROPONENT

    1/1.0

    NONE

     

  • power brownouts
  • delays
  • billing errors
  • 100

    10000

    None

    1,000,000+

    copies of records

     

    2/2.5

    MILD

  • power outages 1 day
  • stock market crash
  • run on banks
  • severe recession
  • 1,000 deaths
  • 99

    8000

    1995

    1,000,000+

    cash

    Yardeni, deJager

    3/4.0

    MODERATE

  • power outages 1 week
  • martial law
  • depression
  • 10,000 deaths
  • 80

    6000

    1990

    100,000

    precious metal

     

    4/5.5

    SEVERE

  • power outages 1 month
  • rioting
  • severe depression
  • 100,000 deaths
  • 60

    4000

    1980

    10,000

    stored food & water

    Hamasaki, Yourdon

    5/7.0

    CATASTROPHIC

  • power outages 6 months
  • large cities become war zones
  • economic & social collapse
  • 1,000,000 deaths
  • 40

    2000

    1950

    5,000

     

    firearms & ammunition

     

     

    6/8.5

    APOCALYPTIC

  • power outages 1 year
  • fall of US government
  • nuclear war
  • 10,000,000 deaths
  • 20

    500

    1850

    remote location

    non-hybrid seeds

    North, Milne

    7/10.0

    UNIMAGINABLE

  • power outages 10+ years
  • collapse of civilization
  • foreign takeover
  • 100,000,000+ deaths
  • 1

    0

    Dark Ages

    remote location

    farm equipment

    Infomagic

    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    


    -- a (a@a.a), July 01, 1999.


    YEAR 2000 PREDICTED CRISIS SEVERITY

    Probabilities assessed 1999-07-01

    SCENARIO (EDWARDS / INFOMAGIC)

    CRISIS SEVERITY

    POSSIBLE EVENTS (US)

    PROBABILITY OF 1 OR MORE EVENTS OCCURRING (% CHANCE)

    AVERAGE DOW IN 2000

    TECHNOLOGICAL REGRESSION

    LARGEST SECURE POPULATION CENTER

    TYPICAL PREPARATIONS

    PROPONENT

    1/1.0

    NONE

     

  • power brownouts
  • delays
  • billing errors
  • 100

    10000

    None

    1,000,000+

    copies of records

     

    2/2.5

    MILD

  • power outages 1 day
  • stock market crash
  • run on banks
  • severe recession
  • 1,000 deaths
  • 99

    8000

    1995

    1,000,000+

    cash

    Yardeni, deJager

    3/4.0

    MODERATE

  • power outages 1 week
  • martial law
  • depression
  • 10,000 deaths
  • 80

    6000

    1990

    100,000

    precious metal

     

    4/5.5

    SEVERE

  • power outages 1 month
  • rioting
  • severe depression
  • 100,000 deaths
  • 60

    4000

    1980

    10,000

    stored food & water

    Hamasaki, Yourdon

    5/7.0

    CATASTROPHIC

  • power outages 6 months
  • large cities become war zones
  • economic & social collapse
  • 1,000,000 deaths
  • 40

    2000

    1950

    5,000

     

    firearms & ammunition

     

     

    6/8.5

    APOCALYPTIC

  • power outages 1 year
  • fall of US government
  • nuclear war
  • 10,000,000 deaths
  • 20

    500

    1850

    remote location

    non-hybrid seeds

    North, Milne

    7/10.0

    UNIMAGINABLE

  • power outages 10+ years
  • collapse of civilization
  • foreign takeover
  • 100,000,000+ deaths
  • 1

    0

    Dark Ages

    remote location

    farm equipment

    Infomagic

    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    


    -- a (a@a.a), July 01, 1999.

    YEAR 2000 PREDICTED CRISIS SEVERITY

    Probabilities assessed 1999-07-01

    SCENARIO (EDWARDS / INFOMAGIC)

    CRISIS SEVERITY

    POSSIBLE EVENTS (US)

    PROBABILITY OF 1 OR MORE EVENTS OCCURRING (% CHANCE)

    AVERAGE DOW IN 2000

    TECHNOLOGICAL REGRESSION

    LARGEST SECURE POPULATION CENTER

    TYPICAL PREPARATIONS

    PROPONENT

    1/1.0

    NONE

     

  • power brownouts
  • delays
  • billing errors
  • 100

    10000

    None

    1,000,000+

    copies of records

     

    2/2.5

    MILD

  • power outages 1 day
  • stock market crash
  • run on banks
  • severe recession
  • 1,000 deaths
  • 99

    8000

    1995

    1,000,000+

    cash

    Yardeni, deJager

    3/4.0

    MODERATE

  • power outages 1 week
  • martial law
  • depression
  • 10,000 deaths
  • 80

    6000

    1990

    100,000

    precious metal

     

    4/5.5

    SEVERE

  • power outages 1 month
  • rioting
  • severe depression
  • 100,000 deaths
  • 60

    4000

    1980

    10,000

    stored food & water

    Hamasaki, Yourdon

    5/7.0

    CATASTROPHIC

  • power outages 6 months
  • large cities become war zones
  • economic & social collapse
  • 1,000,000 deaths
  • 40

    2000

    1950

    5,000

     

    firearms & ammunition

     

     

    6/8.5

    APOCALYPTIC

  • power outages 1 year
  • fall of US government
  • nuclear war
  • 10,000,000 deaths
  • 20

    500

    1850

    remote location

    non-hybrid seeds

    North, Milne

    7/10.0

    UNIMAGINABLE

  • power outages 10+ years
  • collapse of civilization
  • foreign takeover
  • 100,000,000+ deaths
  • 1

    0

    Dark Ages

    remote location

    farm equipment

    Infomagic

    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    



    -- a (a@a.a), July 01, 1999.


    No probability changes from Aug 98, Dec 98, or May 99, because IMHO, the bad news has almost exactly counteracted the good news...

    YEAR 2000 PREDICTED CRISIS SEVERITY

    Probabilities assessed 1999-07-01

    SCENARIO (EDWARDS / INFOMAGIC)

    CRISIS SEVERITY

    POSSIBLE EVENTS (US)

    PROBABILITY OF 1 OR MORE EVENTS OCCURRING (% CHANCE)

    AVERAGE DOW IN 2000

    TECHNOLOGICAL REGRESSION

    LARGEST SECURE POPULATION CENTER

    TYPICAL PREPARATIONS

    PROPONENT

    1/1.0

    NONE

     

  • power brownouts
  • delays
  • billing errors
  • 100

    10000

    None

    1,000,000+

    copies of records

     

    2/2.5

    MILD

  • power outages 1 day
  • stock market crash
  • run on banks
  • severe recession
  • 1,000 deaths
  • 99

    8000

    1995

    1,000,000+

    cash

    Yardeni, deJager

    3/4.0

    MODERATE

  • power outages 1 week
  • martial law
  • depression
  • 10,000 deaths
  • 80

    6000

    1990

    100,000

    precious metal

     

    4/5.5

    SEVERE

  • power outages 1 month
  • rioting
  • severe depression
  • 100,000 deaths
  • 60

    4000

    1980

    10,000

    stored food & water

    Hamasaki, Yourdon

    5/7.0

    CATASTROPHIC

  • power outages 6 months
  • large cities become war zones
  • economic & social collapse
  • 1,000,000 deaths
  • 40

    2000

    1950

    5,000

     

    firearms & ammunition

     

     

    6/8.5

    APOCALYPTIC

  • power outages 1 year
  • fall of US government
  • nuclear war
  • 10,000,000 deaths
  • 20

    500

    1850

    remote location

    non-hybrid seeds

    North, Milne

    7/10.0

    UNIMAGINABLE

  • power outages 10+ years
  • collapse of civilization
  • foreign takeover
  • 100,000,000+ deaths
  • 1

    0

    Dark Ages

    remote location

    farm equipment

    Infomagic

    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    



    -- a (a@a.a), July 01, 1999.


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