Pies For Bill Gatesgreenspun.com : LUSENET : Cacophony : One Thread
A PLEA TO ALL CACOPHONY SOCIETIES
The pie-in-the-face attack of Bill Gates cannot be allowed to fade. Quick, before he gets security guards and a "Pope-mobile"!
Anywhere/Everywhere that Bill Gates speaks...
Obtain a Street Vendor permit, stand outside and sell pies!
Not only will you earn money - you'll keep the nation's richest man running for cover!
-- Deviate Dawson (email@example.com), February 10, 1998
Get a job...an PLEASE take a shower..you stink
-- Randy Johnson (firstname.lastname@example.org), May 23, 2000.
i love bill gates. its unfortuneate that he got pied. whoever did it was an asshole. think of how bill must have felt!
-- FUCK THE GUY THAT PIED BILL!! (the guy who pied bill is an asshole @ fuck the guy who pied bill.com), October 23, 2003.
that was mean, it could have been worse, what if it had been a bullet and not a pie? you can tell bill was scared and didnt know what hit him.
-- phy johnson (email@example.com), December 02, 2003.
Bill Gates is an asshole and deserves to be pied for everytime I get blue screen on my computer because of all the crap Bill Gates put on there and everytime I search using the broser and end up with his paid results for his profit.
-- Brian (Brian@brian.com), December 16, 2003.
fuck bill gaytes all he does is steal other people's ideas and uses it for his own profit. he rips people off and is profiting enormously from it.
-- fuck bill gaytes (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 12, 2004.
Bill Gates is a genius and I think MICROSOFT is the best OS in the WORLD!!!!!!!!
-- Paul Oakenfold (email@example.com), March 22, 2004.
MICROSOFT is the number 1 operating system in the world.
Shout outz to Bill Gatez
-- Bruce Lee (firstname.lastname@example.org), March 23, 2004.
What kind of pie was it? I couldn't tell. I was not scared, I was just debating whether to have the man killed or not. It could have been a bullet...? So what, I'm fucking bullet proof, I'M BILL GATES BITCH!
-- (email@example.com), March 25, 2004.
fuck that fat fuck bill gates needs to stick a xbox up his ass and around the corner for being jewish and getting away with theft on the internet and monopolizing shit fuck out of his fractured skull for being a govbernment guppy official
-- jack meoff ((firstname.lastname@example.org)), April 27, 2004.
I think if it wasent for Bill Gates America would be at a state of panic right now. Whoever hit Bill with the pie, needs to be imprisoned. Another question, who's company built the OS you are viewing this with, and the OS that you spend a large margin of your work and free time on? Could you and your company or organization survive without Bill?
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-- Derek Wilson (email@example.com firstname.lastname@example.org), May 15, 2004.
Screw Bil Gates, he was lucky it was a pie. The most widespread and used doesn't always mean it is the best. Micro$oft is stress in a pretty screensaver package Micro$oft is lame. Use Linux.
-- Naphon (email@example.com), May 23, 2004.
Windoze is a very lme & bug ridden OS. The whole thing is a monopoly. I bet they even kill people for different source code (would explain why windoze is so shit - they didnt write it & so they dont know how to use it.) Btw to the guy 2 posts ago, wake up man. Last time i checked a multi OS program it had over 10 different supported OS's. Im deffently am not using there shitty browser (i use mozilla) & i deffinatly dont use there shitty OS (exept when i HAVE to & i have every minute of my 'computer experiance'). I get 100% compatability with all programs using an emulator or vmware
-- Jesus Crist (Jesus@heaven.god), May 25, 2004.
good, use an emulator on all your programs.. everyone needs to just stop worring about bill fucking gates.. ok, he is rich, great. im running xp on my pc, and id rather run it than anything else.. and yes thats because i dont have to much knolege about linux (linix,linux, i forget which one it is).. the main reason people like windows is because they are easy to use.. any hungarian can use a windows, and thats the way people like computers to be. easy.
and alot people dont know the difference between an os and a browser, so they go with a name they know. microsoft.
-- five (firstname.lastname@example.org), May 31, 2004.
To Derek: R u dumb or what... MS is worse than Big Brother. It's a Big Brother full of bugs. If you use MS, you don't have any privacy left. UNFORNATELY, many people CAN'T use anything else than MS (they get it with their jobs and PC-manufacturers are forced by MS to sell MS with their PC's. If you fdisk that shit, you can't even get a refund for not using MS. If you use MS or not, you'll make Bill rich anyway). Even if YOU don't use MS, the stupid governments do, and so you're f*cked anyway (all the info about you is in the open, since MS got more security leaks then the average beach got grains of sand). MS = Nicked and competitor-squeezed-out software put together with a BSOD jacket.
-- MP (email@example.com), June 07, 2004.
there should have been acid in that pie for all i care. all gates and his minions care about is their damn dirty money. xp sucks. windows sucks. hell for gates would be when he's trapped in a computer running windows and he keeps crashing. use an emulator or wine. every program that works in wine is another victory for me. i hate microsoft. another thing that pisses me off is another archetecture they're trying to launch. it will let the bastards monitor everything that goes on in your computer. they'll be able to delete any file on YOUR computer that they don't like without YOUR permmission and without YOU even knowing. don't buy into it. they'll say it's some kind of "secure" shit. what they won't tell you is that it will be so secure, you won't even be the one controlling it. when someone makes the consumer the enemy, the deserve to go out of business. If you value your computing freedom at all, you'll take what i say seriously. linux all the way.
-- Deathsythe (firstname.lastname@example.org), June 08, 2004.
to everyone who f***ing hate m$ and who uses linux: ROCK ON!!!!!!
-- blah (email@example.com), September 23, 2004.
I have strugled with this FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT called MICROSOFT WORD for five years now and I WISH SOMEONE WOULD PUT A BULLET THROUGH GATES' HEAD.
Oh, yea, in a moment of whimpiness I went to the Microsoft web site and found the magic words "Wishlist." I suggested improvements to the FUCKING LAME PIECE OF SHIT CALLED MICROSOFT WORD and guess what? Two emails saying I had sent it to the wrong place (it was a FORM. How could I send it anywhere other than where they had the form go) and referring me to ? WHERE? The exact fucking page (form) I had filled out.
-- Mrs. Jesus Christ (firstname.lastname@example.org), September 25, 2004.
Bill Gaytes is a fucktard who deserves to be pied with a steel pie, and have his ugly off-ripping face smashed and broken. I'm a Linux user, and I will NEVER fall for the m$ crap. Ever.
-- DaBlade (I don't want my full name posted, as I do many...grey zone things when it comes to legalities on the net) (email@example.com), December 24, 2004.
he got pied in the face because although being filthy rich he was wearing the least costliest tie in the gathering which irritated the fellow person.no offence but it was not the right method to pent off anger.
-- mohammed mushahid (firstname.lastname@example.org), January 06, 2005.
I prefer OpenBSD!
-- ec (email@example.com), February 06, 2005.