THE NEW KID ON THE BLOCK...MIKE MORELAND C.E.O. OF THE PHILADELPHIA TEAM WONDERS HOW THE PREVIOUS OWNER EVER RAN THE BALL WITH THESE "GENTLEMAN" RUNNINGBACKS THAT ARE SO MEEK THEY COULD NOT CATCH A COLD AND IS WONDERING IF ANY TEAM WITH EXCESS BACKS WOULD BE INTERESTED IN A TRADE....THANK YOU KIND SIRS, FOR YOUR TIME

-- mike moreland (xshrroomsxx@aol.com), January 04, 1998