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Unofficial Newcastle United Football Club BBS question and answer forum
To all those coming over from NOTBBC
The Official MUFC Maths Workbook
Cold is relative
Cat owners beware
Name that tune
New Element Discovered in High places
It's been a long time and...
It's a beautiful day
Men- can't live with 'em -or without 'em
Who said that?
Insane disoriented eco warrior found barking up wrong tree
Virtual Saloon Thread
Joke - or Non Footie controversy? - You decide
Major transfer story - more than a rumour
Newcastle's best defender
Mackems Sign a new lad
Secret of success
High-tech my @rse
Luaaaaaaaaa's goal celebration...
Not a Queen Mum joke
Something to give you all a Lift
How to annoy your work colleagues.
Look away now if you don't want to know the score.
old irish joke
We're safe! Chelsea docked 6 points for unregistered player?
Massive cinematic letdowns
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
From Sunday's News of the BBS - "Toon Rocked by Video Scandal"
A 'below the belt' story...
World Cup Squads Announced Early
World Cup Squads Announced
What a difference 30yrs Makes
Laugh at this
It takes balls!
Speed out for a month
A Joke for Friday
CHOOSE LIFE. . . .
You know you've been watching the Toon too long when ...
Sunderland in Europe at last?
The seduction of Peter Reid
things that go bump
Axis of Evil
Subtle? No not really!
More humour for a Monday
Official - Toughest Tongue Twister
Well I Nivver....
HOW TRUE IS THIS???
History test answers
Great Toon Joke
sorry in advance
Smile while you get better
It's a date
S*******nd To Go For It!
Time to go
Toot! Toot! Woof! Woof! Tallyho! Daargaandiebelddiejakkals!
Radio Kabul Top 10
thrashed by the Northern Infidels
Christmas, a Time of Charity
My Dear Girl
Office Christmas Party
Letters to Santa
The Deliarisation of the BBS - (BLATHER)
Guess which bbsers ned to get out more competition
Ant and Dec
Another Joke (Adults only)
Isnt it Ironic?!
The Andy D'urso Slapstick Spectacular
Attempted wind up alert
Disaster Dan's slide show
Agent demands on behalf of player
Practice match Chaos....
It's a funny old game
Letter to NTL
Not the sharpest tools in the shed! .....
The Official "I wish I hadn't said that" thread
A Pieceful Solution
Resignation Letter samples
How to have a shower
Chasers required ?
The new 'auf weidersehen pet'
Friendship - the reality
Flags and scarves
Making the earth move
Yoga for the laughing tackle.
All over Sunderland websites on Thursday
Wouldn't swap him for the world
Ceefax joins in the fun
Spil chooker neeeded inn Whereside
Words of wisdom
a studious ...
Bud Wiser - Time to come off the fence NOW.
As the Conservative Leadership Election gets exciting
Villa fans ?
When faced with a seemingly simple task....
Could this be changed?
A Web Server's Life
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
In the Beginning ... (joke)
Things that p!$$ me off
Before Endeavours Fade
Aah nealy wet mesel'..........
Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
After a night out drinking
New ISP ?
ISIHAC - Final Scores
Women to be banned from SJP
Supreme Court B*tch Slap
ISIHAC - Final Round - Wuthering Hillocks
ISIHAC - Round4 - MORNINGTON CRESCENT!
ISIHAC - Round3 - One Song to the Tune of Another
ISIHAC - Round2 - Late arrivals
ISIHAC - Round1a - another Historical Headlines
ISIHAC - Round1 - Historical Headlines
I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue - Live from SOL
Proof the online press will publish anything
Affordable football ...for us ALL!
Agony Aunt - Another BBS First
Have we peaked too early? - Something for the doommongers :-))
Should the Non Footie Controversies be banned? - Non Footie controversy No. 873
God I'm bored
Footballers on Holiday
meanwhile down town...
Hell hath no fury
Acuna not wanted by Robson!!!
Not as bad
The Nature of Things
Rik, have you been mucking about again?
For Gav and Swift,et al
Mackem Joke (you might have heard it)
Does this remind you of anyone?
The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (These are *real*)
Freddy and I are putting together a band...
Naan too impressive!
Helpful hints for motorists
Something to do in the close season
Brick (or should that be sick?? joke...
If we beat the Saints
It's all a bit much for Peter Reid
Now we know what Rik is up to
Astrology is a crock
Penny for your thoughts
Word Play for Wednesday
Hide the sausage!!
Sick of the soaps?
" Two Cows ... "
NUFC crashes to Earth
Footie and Mouth Confirmed
Bobby's teampick strategy revealed
Notes for Guidance to Foreign Players
The Official MUFC Maths Workbook
The Irish Male
Bad joke thread
Top of my wish list
What's green and smells of pork...
New Joke Thread
Cr@p joke (you were warned!)
Missed Opportunties. (Warning toilet humour)
Team pick for next match.
More wisdom of kids
The mouths of babes and sucklings
My name's Jonno and I'm a BBS-oholic
Shockingly sexist "joke"
Wildlife Caption Competition
Ormondroyd's take on the weekend's action
Anne Robinson for Chairman?
Five Questions Feared by Men
Gav type jokes
Bobby's task for the week!
Here we go again...
Are you Gay? - If so please leave.
Knew it, just knew it
For Buff, so to speak
Warlock for hire
Tips for the tourist in Geordieland
Hey come on it's Xmas!
Sh1t joke #18,407
Ho Ho Ho?
Merry Christmas everbody
O'Leary and all that jazz
who gives a schitt
Be afraid, be very afraid
The Empire Bites Back...
Notice of Revocation of Independance....Please Read
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire(Toon Version)
Cram's cousin loses the plot....
Eerie or what!
Ahh...No they didn't!
Do you know anyone that this applies to?
Yankee Doodle Dandy??
On for LR ;)
Olympic Quote (Coleman balls)...
Tee for Two
Lots of Old Jokes
Logical Scientist (rik, Mackem joke of the week?)
Hard or what?
Bad Joke Thread (you have been warned!)
Gott in himmell
Dunc settles in quickly
Biggest Minger in the EPL
Your African Name
Muchkin beds monkey shocker
It's a man's world and a woman's duty
Handbags (or, The Real Sting)
Concord jokes....don't read if you're going to get offended!!
Top Ten Things Men Know About Women
'Clean' joke - well, not really!
Two for the ladies...
Whoever wrote this must be a total w****er + a clever one at that
Time for a few jokes
Really bad joke #84724894
TV Licence excuses
Confident Perez takes 8.5 million dollar gamble on Figo
This world cup voting farce...
Quite amusing....hope the formatting is ok...
A typical married couple were lying in bed one night.
Apologies in Advance to any New Zealand Tories...
The Good Old Days
Are you Emile Heskey - The Quiz
Very poor jokes...
My Little pony explains what it means to be French
'Yer patter stinks, John.'
World Gone Mad
Gift Giving Guide
Once upon a Tyne...
What Europe Really Means
Reid to eye up the talent at Euro 2000 scouting trip
A few chat up lines to try
Joke for Buff
Smutty thread to relieve the bordom (sorry)
This'll ring a few bells...
Sting giving up tantric sex?
Ladies only...the sad truth about men
Men Jokes.....No Entry to Women...
Vintage Tommy Cooper
Is it all Gav's fault?
Big Jugs Monthly
A few Jokes
World of Leder Hosen
Coat on ready in anticipation...
A glimpse inside the saddest life in England
Tee Hee III
Easter isn't only about bunnies and chocolate
Fighting fire with fire...the all new TITS thread for fellas
Apparently yoghurt helps...
The team to beat Leeds
Being held to ransom
A couple of 'old' jokes
If you thought your job was dossy...
Humor Before Sunday
In Case You Were Wondering
what's the difference?
fear or panic?
Transpositon of cinema funny
best penguin joke in the world?
Steve Howey on Dabizas
Ali G interviews Alex Ferguson!!
TV's Les Howls Like a Wolf
Newcastle's answer to Wolfy Smith
Celtics New Midfield
New Home, New Joke Thread
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