Why is Alexander called Alexander "the Great". My teacher said is not because he conquered Persia and Greece

-- Anonymous, October 04, 2002

Answers

I agree on that last thing, this shit is hilarious. Thanks!

-- Anonymous, March 12, 2004

you guys are seriously so fucking funny i never knew studying about some dead fuck would be so amusing. thanx you guys who evidently have no lives, for making learning...well....an adventurous experience!!!

-- Anonymous, February 21, 2004

Well, the man conquered about 90% of the world, and I think that entitles one to having "The Great" added to their name.

Also, I heard he was a pretty nice guy, for a conquerer. I think that can make someone pretty "great" too. ^-^

-- Anonymous, October 30, 2003

loan rescheduling

-- Anonymous, June 16, 2003

je ne *sex* pas (will anyone have sex with me?)

-- Anonymous, May 28, 2003

Of course it's because he conquered Persia and Greece. It's also because he conquered Tom Welling's farmboy ass in his reincarnated form of Lex Luthor. In case you were... um... bicurious George...

-- Anonymous, March 17, 2003

Or "Buttfucker". Most people out of his earshot called him "Buttfucker".

-- Anonymous, October 18, 2002

Very likely your teacher is not qualified to say. In order to test your teacher's qualifications, ask him (or her) to describe Alexander's breastplate and see what kind of an answer you get.

By the bye, those in the know call him Megalexandros, or just 'Meg' for short.

-- Anonymous, October 06, 2002