TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERNgreenspun.com : LUSENET : destructive escapism : One Thread
This is to inform you that DESTRUCTIVE ESCAPISM has been acquired by A CONGLOMERATE OF DISCREDITED BUSINESSMEN as a site for POSSIBLE FUTURE DEVELOPMENT.
Under the terms of this compulsory purchase the existing moderator HEATHER is relieved of his/her responsibilities and will be sent for compulsory re-training in DOMESTIC SCIENCE AND BASIC HANDICRAFT at the dreaded ‘University of Cambridge’.
Dr Philip Greenspun, proprietor of LUSENET, has been informed of this change of ownership by telepathic means. As we fully expected he has raised no objection whatever.
Internet Protocol #440.A(i) has been faithfully observed in every particular ever since we made it up two minutes ago.
All existing contributors to DESTRUCTIVE ESCAPISM will be re-housed at [NOT APPLICABLE].
We look forward to working together on this exciting new scam, er, project.
-- Rex (email@example.com), June 13, 2002
dude, what are you talking about and how did you get here? My site isn't even called "destructive escapism" anymore.. I run xheather.net, drunken-slut.org, & stop-playing-dead.com.
-- heather (firstname.lastname@example.org), June 13, 2002.
Wow, this place isn’t as empty as I thought! Stand back, men, I’ll deal with this…
Hi Heather – sorry for trespassing. I got here via the All Forums hosted by LUSENET page. Nine months ago I started squatting in a previously unused LUSENET forum which I’ve since had a lot of fun with, so I thought I’d check out a few of the other apparently deserted forums and see if they really had been abandoned. This one obviously hasn’t, so I’ll doff my cap to you and amble out into the night again.
OK guys, pack up the generator, clear away the surveying equipment, get those motors revving – we’re moving on…
-- Rex (email@example.com), June 14, 2002.