Playboy recommends fluorescent condoms during blackouts

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Playboy recommends fluorescent condoms during blackouts

The Brazilian edition of Playboy is offering tips on how to have sex during power blackouts.

Among its 40 tips, is the suggestion to use Night Light condoms which glow in the dark. The country's serious energy crisis means electricity is being rationed.

The list also advises inexperienced lovers to use luminous henna to draw arrows and circles on their bodies to show where things are. It also says people can take advantage of not having to change the sheets and shy lovers can make the most of sex without the lights on.

The magazine also warns: "Don't attempt to use henna to dye your cheaper Brazilian-made condoms. It doesn't work - it's been tried and the tests failed."

The American producers of Night Light condoms say they glow for at least half an hour.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_326789.html

Hehehe... Sorta like those light sticks one can use for camping or emergencies.. What will they market next?? Use instead of candles for your next candle light parade??

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

Answers

Now that is a cute idea for the novice or as a joke gift to the more astute. I would think the laughing upon seeing another wearing one, would not be conducive to the intended objective.... or put another way, the balloon may not stay up for the party.

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

Man, if the Brazilians need fluorescent condoms to figure out where things are. . .

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

I'm reminded of a suggested TV ad campaign for condoms that I read some years ago. It uses proven effective American advertising approaches.

It features two men meeting at the office water cooler, on successive days.

FIRST DAY:

"Bob, you're not looking so hot."

"I don't feel so hot. I think I've come down with a horrible sexually transmitted disease."

"Here, try my CONDOMS, you'll feel better."

THE FOLLOWING DAY:

"Bob, you're looking great."

"I feel great, thanks to CONDOMS. And, I got that promotion!"

-- Anonymous, September 24, 2001


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