Oldies but goodies!

CHINESE PROVERBS

Virginity like bubble: one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

Foolish man give wife grand piano; wise man give wife upright organ

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money

Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth

War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it

Man who drive like hell is bound to get there

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs

Man who fart in church sit in own pew

Crowded elevator smell different to midget

-- Anonymous, June 29, 2001