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WHEN A FRIEND'S mother was hospitalized, we decided to lift her spirits by smuggling in her toy poodle for a visit. I wrapped the dog in an infant blanket and nervously carried the "baby" against my shoulder down the corridor. Into the elevator we went, without a peep from the dog. But just as we reached our floor, she popped her head out of the blanket and panted into the face of the well-dressed man beside me. Grinning, he quipped, "Takes after her father, right?" -- Contributed to Reader's Digest "Life In These United States" by Zoe Jones
-- Anonymous, May 11, 2001
Gr8DaneDood the daddy?ROTFL
:)
-- Anonymous, May 12, 2001
GRRRRR....... hehe
-- Anonymous, May 14, 2001