This one got me ROTFLMAO! Enjoy.

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for talks on ending the problems in the Gulf. When George W. sits down he notices Saddam's chair has three buttons on the armrest.

They begin talking but after 5 minutes Saddam presses a button and a boxing gloves pops out of George W's chair and bashes him on his face.

George W, barely believing it, carries on talking but after another few minutes Saddam presses a second button and out comes a large boot and kicks him in the groin.

George W. is pissed off but still remains outwardly calm. They resume the talk, but after 5 minutes Saddam presses the final button, and from under the table another boxing glove hits George W, right in the groin.

George W. is really fed up by it now and stands up to leave. "We'll continue this talk next week in the White House" says the President. Saddam, choking from laughing, is too proud to say no, so the appointment stands.

A week later George W. receives Saddam in the Oval Office, and as Saddam sits down, he sees three buttons in the arm-rest of George W's chair.

As the meeting goes on, Saddam sees George W. press the first button,and ducks really fast, but nothing seems to happen. This doesn't stop George W. from laughing... really loudly.

After this, George W. continues where he left off, until he presses another button. Saddam reacts really quickly, and jumps up. Absolutely nothing happens, and this time George W. falls out of his chair laughing.

Saddam doesn't get it - what the hell is happening here? But he hasn't been harmed yet, so he sits down again to talk further. After a few minutes George W. presses the final button. This time, Saddam stays sitting, but George W. isn't, he's rolling on the floor, doubled up from laughing.

Saddam is really annoyed by now, so he stands up from his chair and shouts: "I've had enough of this, I'm going back to Baghdad"

George W. says (Through tears of laughter from the floor) - "Baghdad?.....what Baghdad?"

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2001

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ROTF here too!

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2001

not bad at all, PA!

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2001