The Perfect Employee?

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no 8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be 10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be 11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be 12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Thoughts "The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." - Robert Benchley -------------------------------------------------------------

QUICK WIT:

Teacher: "Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son."

Father: "What's that?"

Teacher: "With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating."

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2001