A strange thing about turnips they hide theit true identities behind aq subterfuge of parsnips and occasionally butternut squash's and suedes, people must be made aware of their cunning ploy to infiltrate our society and destroy us from our dinner plates. So then join the league against turnips and protect future generations. gOODBYE NOW.

-- Matt (matt_jd@hotmail.com), April 11, 2001