In every bulletin board I run, I always have a joke topic.

Of course they gotta be clean and not mean-spirited toward a particular group of people.

Like...

Q - What did the fish say when he swam into the brick wall?

A - Dam!

Okay, they all don't have to be that bad.

Cody

-- Anonymous, April 09, 2001

Answers

Jesus' heritage?

Of course there's good evidence that.....

JESUS WAS JEWISH 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God.

But then there were equally good arguments that.......

JESUS WAS ITALIAN 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He used olive oil.

But then there were equally good arguments that.......

JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot. 3. He started a new religion.

But then there were equally good arguments that.......

JESUS WAS IRISH

1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures.

But perhaps the most compelling evidence .........

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT. 3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

-- Anonymous, April 09, 2001

hey- i just heard a good one the other day and it is just THE FUNNIEST i have ever heard!! ok are you ready???

Two muffins were baking in an oven. one of the muffins turns to the other and says-

"Man it sure is hot in here!!"

And the other muffin says-

"Ahhhhh..a talking muffin!!"

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!...

ya that was a good one! ok well ill see you all later!

luvALWAYS- lAUREN!!!:)

-- Anonymous, April 12, 2001