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Gov't disinformation agents on the forum. Hey...ya'all need a laff!

Funniest thread I ever read!

-- HT (Hangtuff@titsup.com), April 01, 2001

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And vat did you find so damn amusing? Actually I could barely see straight that night from laughing so hard......... Check out her other posts where she accuses ed Yourdon of being "your Don" a mafia leader!

-- marg2 (ashlinep@localnet.com), April 01, 2001.

Actuuuualy guys, she did figure me out for the CIA Spook that I really am!!!...or was that FBI, I can't remember. Anyway, it was one of them, and I am, so WATCH IT!

:)

Dan

-- Dan Reilly (soThis@isFreeSpeech.huh), April 01, 2001.


You had better watch out , Dan, she and the gv have been making threats about sending us all to prison!

-- marg2 (ashlinep@localnet.com), April 01, 2001.

That's just too funny, considerdering the prison she's uttering these threats from. She also better watch 6 because I think threatening people is against the hallowed rules over there and deserves her another flame. Mind you, she's already started a collection of them and will probably be over this way soon enough.

Dan

-- Dan Reilly (soThis@isFreeSpeech.huh), April 01, 2001.


Dan, I never did thank you for sticking up for me in Sept. when I tanglrd with Iona and Miss Ann the first time. You were very gallant.

Remember this bit of trash by iona?

I have had a really hard day. So a part of me just feels like, "What the hell, let it all hang out." Actually, I have been told that I am a starseed - this is too complicated to explain, if you haven't read about it already. I am told I come from Antares (in the Scorpio constellation), and have always been a dragon Being prior to this incarnation. I have also been told that my genetic father in this current incarnation on earth is none other than "Satan, the Red Dragon", who is really one of the creator Gods of our universe and not the devil at all. So that makes me the earthly child of Satan, or an anti-christ. I believe I am not the only genetic starseed child of Satan on earth right now, but I do not know the identity of any of the others. Watch out, though, my "reign" as an anti-christ will be really terrifying. I mean, I can really be a bitch sometimes. Just a joke - the terrifying part. But the other part that I have been told I am the daughter of Satan and an anti-christ is the absolute truth. I do believe this is the end of Christianity, but not necessarily all it's principles or everything it stands for - just part of it.

-- marg2 (ashlinep@localnet.com), April 01, 2001.



Tell me that Iona isn't Lady Logic? What an April Fool's Joke. I thought that she was still locked up.

-- (8675309c@llme.jennynow), April 01, 2001.

Whoever she is she's a few fries short of a happy meal : )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), April 01, 2001.

Gosh Marg-- I see you've mentioned my name. Don't you realize that Dan and I are in love?

-- Miss Ann Thrope (Madashell@aintgonnatakeit.com), April 01, 2001.

Now this makes it FOUR of my fave gals. Hi Marg, and hello MATTY :) This place is getting better everyday!!! I hope you two settle whatever's between you, because there's enough fire between you two to scorch the he!! out of even this place, and that should be interesting. Not that I actually know how hot it gets here; just been warned, is all.

Marg, MAT & I have been able to come to an understanding - I'm always right, and she's not, right MAT? ;-) I hope you guys can work things out, assuming there's anything to work out. And, despite her right to say whatever she wants, which I support, I still think Iona's nuts. But, that is too her right. She did blow my cover, after all, so she isn't 100% delusional.

Dan

-- Dan Reilly (soThis@isFreeSpeech.huh), April 01, 2001.


Hey MAT, Nothing meant. I think you are actually pretty cool. That's why I gave you the cup of tea the other day.Good manners dictates that you acknowledge and say "Thankyou". You are a super BITCH and I like it alot.I don't always agree with you but, admire your acid tongue. So, maybe you have a problem with me but, I have none with you.:) Hopefully a "friend" Marg

-- marg2 (ashlinep@localnet.com), April 02, 2001.


Marg-- Thank you for the tea. Also-- Super Bitch? Super Bitch!!!???? Moi? Gosh, I thought I was being *restrained.* Dan will tell you that I'm as delicate as lace, as fragile as a magnolia blossum, as complacent as a child, as weak as a mouse, and as longsuffering of fools as a saint. Right Dan?

Marg, I have a confession to make, though. Dan, this may shock you. Wait for it.....

I agree with y'all.! Iona is nuts. Crazy as a loon. Thoroughly debilatated mentally. On drugs? Severe trauma? Last stages of alcoholism? So completely vague, ridiculous and illogical that it makes my eyes cross and my head spin.

I can just see her sitting alone at the computer with WAY too much time on her hands, reading and rereading our posts in order to determine *who* among us is the government agent. Jotting down notes about each post as she struggles to discern the "signs" according to messages from GV and the scores of the lastest hockey game-- between swills of whiskey and poppin'tranqs, that is.

And since this is an uncensored board and since she hasn't shown up here, I can tell y'all what I really think.

Of course, she is lurking. Lurking always- because of the phase of the moon, because of the score in the hockey game, because Dick and Bush are in the White House and those names, side by side, are peculiar.

And, because she's tapped into messages from the "divine." A voice speaking to her at the kitchen table that penetrates the green jello of her drunken mind, allowing her to be the only one on earth to "know" the truth. The end is near! (In fact, Goddess Venus said it was supposed to be last month.) Dan is a government agent! Invar belongs to a secret society! Alf is spreading disinformation about chemtrails!

Of course, she just may be telling the truth. We may be government agents in a secret society spreading disinformation about the end of the world. Dan really is, I bet.;)

Finally-- "Hugs to you both, no hard feelings and, Dan, you're one of my favorites, too." MAT says as she reaches for the scotch here at the kitchen table. Green jello, anyone?

-- Miss Ann Thrope (Madashell@aintgonnatakeit.com), April 03, 2001.


This is too, funny!Green jello?The least I can do is send you some malt loaf from England! I think the thing about dear iona that irritates the most is how she is an authority on every FUCKING thing!!!!!(OOOOHHHH that felt GOOOOOOOOOD!)What, does the goddess tell her everything? Nothing to substantiate ANY of her nutso claims, just "The goddess says......blah, blah, blah.......................... I don't remember Lady Logic but, they sound similar. Now for you........keep being the bitch I know you can be, Miss ANN, or I won't know what to think. AND........... how long has this been going on with Dan? I'm jealous! (He's pretty NICE)

Have you ever wondered about iona's patient's ?????? Do they live, go crazy from contact with her, or become possessed?

-- marg2 (IlikeMAT@loc0net.com), April 03, 2001.


Certainly some of the most interesting posts on the CheeEZ-board involve marg2's continuing obsession with iona which has developed clearly sexual overtones. It would probably be best for both of them to just drop the pretense and do the nasty already. Perhaps Goddess Venus could join in and make it a three-way.

-- (DoItToMeBaby@UhHuh.UhHuh), April 03, 2001.

Can't think of anything funny? Jealous?

-- marg2 (Upyours@whyareyousuchaloser.com), April 03, 2001.

Invar's over at sleazy?

-- Cherri (jessam5@home.com), April 03, 2001.


C'mon marg, you know you want to.

-- (DoItToMeBaby@UhHuh.UhHuh), April 03, 2001.

Yes, INVAR's at CheEZ, predicting the violent bloody overthrow of the government while he sits on his fat ass and threatens lawsuits at people for insinuating that he's a member of a militia. Wouldn't want people to get the wrong idea, you understand. LOL

Last we saw, he was very disappointed that the Sysop Committee banned someone he liked and he found himself in the unusual position of actually having to disagree with them. It must be very disconcerting, the sysops having been so wise and fair to ban the pollies so long ago, and now they went and banned someone he liked. Well, we can't have that. So he ran away to their new Full Topic uncensored board. Just don't remind him of how he fully supported censorship when it was people he disagreed with. LOL.

-- (watcher@watching.stuff), April 03, 2001.


If you are afraid to post your real screen names with your opinions, I can't give it any creedence.Go join the rest of the "moby dickless"school of thought.

-- marg2 (ashlinep@localnet.com), April 03, 2001.

Hi Marg2 and Dan fancy meeting you here. Pretty rough neighborhood, but I'm sure deep down they are all a bunch of nice people that just need to be told that, this ought to bring the house down. ha!

Abby

-- Abby Lane (abbylane2001@hotmail.com), April 04, 2001.


Hey, Abby........here you can call em how you see them. PN take note!

-- marg2 (Greetingsabby@loconet.com), April 04, 2001.

Hey marg2 -- welcome!

And regarding that strange little troll you picked up so soon -- just wait 'till he realizes that by "moby dickless" you meant something other than the fact that he forgot his Melville book on the way to high school today. :)

-- Eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), April 04, 2001.


Thanks Eve, I have a tendency to pick up dickless wonders, it might have something to do with reverse p----envy. (They envy me for having chutzpa)

-- Marg2 (Trollmagnet@loconet.com), April 04, 2001.

whats the url to the Full Topic uncensored board, whats the url to tb2k at sleezy ?

-- Cherri (jessam5@home.com), April 04, 2001.

Thanks Eve, I have a tendency to pick up dickless wonders, it might have something to do with reverse p----envy. (They envy me for having chutzpa)

Which doesn't really change the fact that you spent the last several days stalking iona on every thread so that you could insert some stupid irrelevant Goddess Venus crack after her every comment. Eve is unaware of this, no doubt, because she's an idiot who frequently posts without thinking.

-- Dick L. Wonder (p@en.vy), April 04, 2001.


Full Topic Forum

TimeBomb (what's left of it)

Bomb Shelter

-- (here@you.go), April 04, 2001.


Dick,

Assuming she did something inappropriate, maybe if you'd criticized her in a constructive way -- i.e., without that juvenile pseudo- Freudian mythology armchair-psychologizing of someone you probably know nothing about, you’d have been taken more seriously.

-- Eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), April 04, 2001.


Assuming she did something inappropriate, maybe if you'd criticized her in a constructive way -- i.e., without that juvenile pseudo- Freudian mythology armchair-psychologizing of someone you probably know nothing about, you’d have been taken more seriously.

Possibly, but it wouldn't be nearly as much fun.

-- Dick L. Wonder (p@en.vy), April 04, 2001.


Dear "wonder if you have a dick", You are a FLAMING ASSHOLE. Get a Dick loser! I read those Iona threads and that dame is Wacko!

-- WonderifDickhasone (Assholebasher@grabthis.com), April 04, 2001.

Relative to what? Don't forget we're talking about a place where a majority of polled posters were convinced that Klintoon would never leave office, that Y2K was REALLY BAD but the gubmint is covering it all up, that we'd all be sent to the American Death Camps, and that the evill Gubmint is behind the plot to destroy the TimeBomb Forum. Cripes, the certifiably insane Cascadians are sysops over there. The Goddess Venus crap is just par for the course.

-- (ThatPlace@Is.Wacko), April 04, 2001.

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