Story About Hoot and Jeep (Stories)

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Seem like during a period of hard times, both Hoot and Jeep went into the local employment office to see if they would find jobs to see them over. Jeep went first and when the woman asked what he did, Jeep said, "I'm a pilit." The woman said there was an immediate opening at the county airport and gave him to card to take with him. Next up was Hoot. When asked what he did, Hoot said, "I cut firewood." The woman said, "Well, that's unskilled labor and I'm afraid we don't have any openings for unskilled labor." Hoot said, "What do you mean, my brother Jeep was just up here and you sent him off to a good job?" Woman said, "But, he was skilled labor." Hoot replied, "What do you mean? I cut it and Jeep pile it!"

-- Ken S. in WC TN (scharabo@aol.com), February 04, 2001

Answers

Hey Ken! That's absolutely hilarious! True more than you think too! The more things change the more they stay the same. Ole Jeep is fix'n to "lay'm out" whilst I jest lay around! HAR HAR! Matt.24:44

-- hoot (hoot@pcinetwork.com), February 04, 2001.

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