" COME TO THE DARKSIDE" Darth Gore proclaimed to the Nation...

"OBE ONE COUNT AND THAT IS BY A MACHINE!" Bush Skywalker vowed..

"HMMMM UMMM" Darth breaths deeply with anger.." HHMM UMM."

"REMEMBER BUSH SKYWALKER" Darth growels. "I INVENTED THE INTERNET AND I HAVE POWER IN HOLLYWOOD!"

"HA HA" laughs Bush Skywalker "BUT THE TERMINATOR VOTED FOR ME!"

Bush Skywalker reaches for the plug and smiles "DARTH GORE..YOUR TERMINATED!"

Bush Skywalker unplugs the internet and Darth Gore cries "NO NO NO".. as he whirls endlessly in internet space.. gone ..gone.. gone..

and Bush Skywalker saves the Nation and the Internet from Darth Gore's evil forces..

-- Story Teller (sleepless_inpa@yahoo.com), November 20, 2000

Answers

This place is getting weird!

-- gotta love it (I'm@lovin'.it), November 20, 2000.

That's just about the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Don't give up your day job.

-- (will@it.end?), November 20, 2000.

Don't bother me! Can't ya
see I'm spankin my noodle?!!

-- Dubya (yankme@noodle.dandy), November 20, 2000.

And then it came to be that nothing came to be. The nothing that chases you, creeps up on you in the middle of the night, or the brightest part of the day-the nothing that haunts your daydreams, that walks in between your own steps, silently stalking you, becoming louder, but a crescendo which is interminably long and painful-an accelerando which catches you by surprise, as you thought those few extra prayers, those few more times repeating ancient mantras, would protect you-but they did not; you ran so fast that you stood still in horror, echoing a scream heard from the first human, and will be heard from the last-that nothingness, you know will consume you, will not stay shoved away in that neat corner of the unconscious in which you thought you could hide it-slowly, ever so slowly it creeps back into consciousness until, until, until, it screams.......CCCCCCCHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDd.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), November 20, 2000.

Then Bush Skywalker eloped with Yoda, and they lived happily forever...

-- dinosaur (dinosaur@williams-net.com), November 20, 2000.