With all this attention on the US election, doomers have been distracted from predicting disaster this evening as the Leonid meteor showers approach! ;)

Humourous Regards,
Andy Ray

-- Andy Ray (andyman633@hotmail.com), November 17, 2000

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Doomers? What's a Doomer? Oh yeah. You're the Ghost of Christmas Past guy. I remember.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), November 17, 2000.

[insert homosexual green teal parody HERE]

-- Randy Gay (green@teal.parody), November 17, 2000.

I'm still a doomer, and this present electoral *smokescreen* has not deterred me from purchasing more canned foods for long term storage.

This week I bought some Danish canned hams from my local CVS store for only $1.67 each. They will remain edible until at least 2004.

I suggest that others who have the impetus to prepare should continue to secure provisions for the hard times coming to America.

-- dinosaur (dinosaur@williams-net.com), November 17, 2000.

It's a little known fact (especially since I just made it up) that the meteors within the Leonid shower exert a miniscule but finite gravitational pull upon chads within computer cards, causing them to warp enough to cause processing errors. The cards were only guaranteed through 12/31/99. Need I say more?

-- I'm Here, I'm There (I'm Everywhere@so.beware), November 17, 2000.

Al Gore I Am!

I Do Not Like my Chads with Ham...

-- (Dr.@Suess.rip), November 17, 2000.

Dino:

That carries with it the assumption that they are edible now.

Best wishes,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), November 17, 2000.

They're not so bad Z. Think there's two left. Cat loves 'em.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), November 17, 2000.

Dino,

I'm with you. It's all a smokescreen for the coming NWO-orchestrated financial collapse which is intended to make us all beg for total centralized control. Watch the heavens and the news for the arrival of fake aliens or a false messiah. Also watch the Catholic church closely for when and after the current Pope dies. It's the ideal mechanism to help implement control of the masses after worldwide disaster or social upheaval. Sheeple Beware...

-- NWO Guy (Ho@HoHo.NWO), November 17, 2000.

Actually, the meteor shower has been discussed on EZboard...but I didn't open the thread, so I honestly don't know if they're just talking about it, or if there's some new doom. Of course, when you LEST expect it...that's when the real doom will come!

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), November 17, 2000.

According to recently opened KGB files, former Soviet Premier Leonid Breshnev relaxed by having sex in the shower with comrades Olga and Svetlana. The reports also detailed that LB was hung like Rasputin. The ladies thought it amusing to call these events "Leonid's meatier showers".

-- (Paracelsus@Pb.Au), November 18, 2000.

Carlos' pseudonym is Dinosaur? Who'da thunk it?

-- (Not me@unh.un.nope), November 18, 2000.