Poll Question:

Do you think they'll choke on their own turds?

YES               75%
NO                20%
Will die of 
brain implosion
first              5%

-- Ain't Gonna Happen my ass (check@zogby.com), November 06, 2000

Answers

According to slEZy slime, WWWIII or some Unspeakable Act is going to Occur in the Near Future, like 2 am, and elections will be POSTPONED.

-- (yeah@yeah.right), November 06, 2000.

Oh that's TONIGHT?!

Good gawd, I'd better get prepped.

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), November 06, 2000.

Latest from EZ: Word is that Yeltsin is getting tanked on vodka right now. He is going to break into Yeltsin's bedroom tomorrow, beat him to a pulp, steal the special suitcase, and press the big red button that launches the Topo nuclear missile toward Washington. Kaboom!

-- (sleazy.afraid@of.big.bad.bear), November 06, 2000.

Ooops, Yeltsin is going to break into Putin's bedroom.

-- (my.bad@heading.to.bunker), November 06, 2000.

Ass,

Come tomorrow perhaps the good folks at Zogby can find you a new long- term care facility.

-- I (h@ve.spoken), November 07, 2000.

My ass is an idiot moron, worse than any troll.

-- these (handles@re.getting.old), November 07, 2000.

Hee Hee yeltsin gonna steal from himself....now, hmmmmmmmmm.

Ya know, it IS possible in an alcoholic blackout, just ask G.W., he'll tell ya.

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), November 07, 2000.