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LONGMONT, CO--Addressing a group of Carver High School classmates assembled in the school's commons area, Todd Kelso, 17, announced Monday that he is "definitely" going to Burning Man next year.
"There's no way I'm gonna miss Burning Man again," Kelso said of the annual weeklong gathering in Nevada's Black Rock Desert, held Aug. 28Sept. 4 this year. "It's the coolest fuckin' thing ever, man--I heard from this guy that all these naked chicks dance around in silver body paint, and there's this 50-foot floating couch that has lasers coming out of it. It's like this whole alternative community."
Kelso, who was unable to attend this year's event due to transportation problems, first learned of Burning Man in September 1998, when MTV News anchor Kurt Loder delivered a live, on-location report from the festival. Ever since seeing the MTV segment, Kelso has been committed to attending the festival.
"All these really cool people drive out to the middle of the desert to smoke weed and set this big huge statue on fire," Kelso said. "But it's not about acting all crazy. It's about getting in touch with your primal roots. It's about creating this whole other way of living in this alternate community. Plus, supposedly, there's a fire-breathing car that looks like a shark."
Added Kelso: "It's gonna be awesome."
Already making preparations for next year's event, Kelso said he is setting aside $5 from each paycheck from his bagboy job at Pic-N-Sav for the $250 Burning Man admission fee. He is earmarking an additional $5 from each paycheck for much-needed repairs to his '82 Chevy Chevette.
Kelso has also begun giving serious consideration to his choice of costume. "I was thinking about going in some kinda crazy outfit with Christmas lights," he said, "or maybe something with big metal spikes like in The Road Warrior."
Added Kelso: "I think I'm going to cover my whole car in aluminum foil."
Kelso, who said he expects next year's Burning Man to be "twice as insane" as this year's, has already invited his best friend, Carver High School junior Matt Fleischer, to come along.
"I don't know too much about it, but I'm up for anything," said Fleischer, who has already agreed to pitch in half the gas money. "From what Todd says, it sounds seriously out of control."
According to Kelso, Fleischer is the only Carver High student he could ask to accompany him to Burning Man.
"Anyone else at this school would totally freak over a scene like that," Kelso said. "But me and Matt are mature enough to handle it. Plus, the girls at Burning Man are supposed to be way more sexually liberated than the ones at Carver. The chicks here suck."
"Burning Man is going to be mind-blowing. And I'll be 18 next summer, so I won't have to answer to anyone," said Kelso, heading to his fifth-period algebra class. "I missed out big-time this year, but there's no way I'm going to make the same mistake next year. No fucking way."
-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), September 11, 2000
"But me and Matt are mature enough to handle it. Plus, the girls at Burning Man are supposed to be way more sexually liberated than the ones at Carver. The chicks here suck."Indeed, Kelso's maturity is evident. Not!
I get plenty of exposure to my primal roots by using Microsoft WORD.
-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), September 12, 2000.
I got sucked in, Uncle Bob.I realize now I was fooled at the point where my heart began to thump just a wee bit quicker at the thought of those "naked chicks dance around in silver body paint". There went my imagination, there went common sense - whoooosh!
Everyone knows silver body paint would cause too much glare from the desert sun. Don't they?
-- Bingo1 (howe9@shentel.net), September 12, 2000.
{silly Bingo - it reflects the sun's rays so they don't overheat}
-- flora (***@__._), September 12, 2000.
The woman obviously speaks from experience. Right you are, flora.But tell me, does the couch really float of its own volition? Does a couch have a volition? Do the raised consciousnesses of the attendees/participants contribute to the anti-gravitic feats of furniture?
-- Bingo1 (howe9@shentel.net), September 12, 2000.
Bingo,I could tell ya, but then I'd hafta send you into another realm.
-- flora (***@__._), September 12, 2000.
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--------------- Sam Cooke
-- Bingo1 (howe9@shentel.net), September 12, 2000.