Question:

Doc, I am impressed by the versatility of asshole behavior on your team. On the one hand, we have CPR, who screams at everybody. On the other hand, we have Andy Ray, who gets his effect with his manner of disdainful superiority, no matter what ridiculous pronouncement he is making.

How did you get that versatility?

. Signed, Perplexed

Answer:

Dear Perpexed,

It's the famous Asshole Training Course which we give, which stresses versatility. That, and practice, practice, practice.

-- Doc Paulie (King@ofthe.boobs), July 13, 2000

Answers

good 1 king of the boobs.

hey doc dolly! Go to Gwens Trailor Trash Forum an read Sukis post. it's the third 1 down

http://greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=003Rmq

How often does patricia do that?

-- (she@doesn't.charge), July 13, 2000.

To she@doesn't charge:

Listen, punk, this is my thread. You just keep your shit-eating opinions off of it.

-- Author (of@this.thread), July 13, 2000.

The only shiteaters arojnd here are nasty fowlmouthed pollies. Are you 1 of the pollies? is this a family fallout? did she be *nice* to you to?

-- (she@doesn't.charge), July 13, 2000.

Sounds like Netghost/JohnDeere/PatheticBoy is at it again.

-- Orangeman (Not@there.anymore), July 14, 2000.

The "She doesn't charge" poster is not only a joke, but can't even get his/her own mind straight on what's WRONG with someone. If one is NICE, they're doing something wrong, and if someone is LOUD- MOUTHED and OBNOXIOUS, they're doing something wrong. The handle itself is a joke. Does your wife charge? Does your husband? Is it better to charge than NOT to charge? Who pays the charge? For what services are we charging/not charging? Should I be charging my kids for something? Should they be charging ME for something? LOL.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), July 14, 2000.

LOL, Anita...you SHOULD charge the kids (as should ALL parents!).

As to our anonymous friend(s), well, of course he/she/it/they can't make up their mind(s). You see, when one is PRETENDING to be something, it's hard to keep the proverbial story straight. That's why, on the original ridiculous thread, I wondered how difficult it was to *intentionally* misspell obvious words and use the worst grammar imaginable. And you can see that it is still being perpetrated.

I think the funniest (saddest?) part is that he/she/it/they actually believes they are deluding someone.....well, they are, but it's THEMSELVES.

-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), July 14, 2000.

Hey, "she.doesnt.charge"!

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

-- Whizzo Butter Boy (crunchy@frog.yum), July 14, 2000.

Sane people wanna know:

Why do you folks waste your time debating this shit, 6= months after the Non-Rollover? Might it be a fixation?

-- OneWho'sMovedOn (WhyTheF*ck@DoesItMatterAny.More), July 15, 2000.