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Do you have any missing friends? Who are they? Where are they now (as far as you know)? How did you misplace them?
-- Sarah (firstname.lastname@example.org), June 29, 2000
I'm always missing all of my friends. We gang together like once every two weeks or so. What's up with that?
-- Jeremy (email@example.com), July 03, 2000.
Let's see, there's Elena, my extremely gothic witch friend. I lost her after she and Sarah E. got into a huge fight and she moved to San Fransisco with some guy she had just met. Typically unreliable. Then there's Kenny. Kenny was a very quiet and nice guy who had the most incredible luck of anyone I ever knew. We used to fight to stand next to him in the hopes that some of it would rub off. Then there is Patrick. Patrick was a good-ole boy. He had a thick accent, used big words and talked very fast. In the time we were friends, I never understood more than 40% of what he said to me. But we got along nonetheless. He's at Tech now, with Joe. But Joe doesn't like Patrick, so they don't keep in touch. Plus dozens of others.
-- Mikey G. (firstname.lastname@example.org), July 03, 2000.