Confused Person of the Day Award--Rosie O'Donnell

"It's amazing that there are more guns than there are gun laws." ~~ Rosie O'Donnell (paraphrased, but that is what she said at the Misinformed Moms Vacation)

By this same reasoning, we should have more traffic laws than cars, more religious laws than churches, more marine laws than boats, and (one O'Donnell would really hate) more FCC laws than broadcasters.

J. Neil Schulman reminded me of Rosie's intelligence level today:

"Does anyone really have to take Rosie ODonnell seriously as a spokesperson for any political issue? I'll admit, she was a great Betty Rubble in The Flintstones movie, but this is the actress who admitted as a celebrity contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? that she didn't have a clue what continent Argentina is on."

I hear ya, Neil. Let's do remember how she treated Mr. Selleck, shall we? Her propensities for rationale, data, facts, and logic were either never present or were traded for undeserved fame some time ago. Let's pray for her; she's not well.

-- Flash (flash@flash.hq), May 17, 2000

Answers

Rosie O'Donnell is a perfect example of what happens when trailer trash gets cash. In her mind, the adoring public has bestowed upon her a mandate for social reform. Where's Rosanne when ya need her?

-- Willy (from@old.Philly), May 17, 2000.

I really wish Joan Rivers would step in and straighten all this out.

-- Richard (Astral-Acres@webtv.net), May 17, 2000.

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Say what ya will about Howard Stern, but he had Rosie pegged YEARS ago, a fat phony.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 17, 2000.