I'm looking for a poem called "a face on the bar room floor". my mom was so taken with it when she was small & i'd like to get a print of it.Nobody seems to have ever heard of it.

-- mary cole (mimic1987@yahoo.com), February 05, 2000

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I found the original . The Face on the Barroom Floor

by Hugh Antoine D'Arcy 1843-1925

'Twas a balmy summer evening, and a goodly crowd was there, Which well-nigh filled Joe's barroom, on the corner of the square; And as songs and witty stories came through the open door, A vagabond crept slowly in and posed upon the floor.

"Where did it come from?" someone said. " The wind has blown it in." "What does it want?" another cried. "Some whiskey, rum or gin?" "Here, Toby, sic 'em, if your stomach's equal to the work -- I wouldn't touch him with a fork, he's filthy as a Turk."

This badinage the poor wretch took with stoical good grace; In face, he smiled as tho' he thought he'd struck the proper place. "Come, boys, I know there's kindly hearts among so good a crowd -- To be in such good company would make a deacon proud.

"Give me a drink -- that's what I want -- I'm out of funds, you know, When I had cash to treat the gang this hand was never slow. What? You laugh as if you thought this pocket never held a sou; I once was fixed as well, my boys, as any one of you.

"There, thanks, that's braced me nicely; God bless you one and all; Next time I pass this good saloon I'll make another call. Give you a song? No, I can't do that; my singing days are past; My voice is cracked, my throat's worn out, and my lungs are going fast.

"I'll tell you a funny story, and a fact, I promise, too. Say! Give me another whiskey, and I'll tell what I'll do -- That I was ever a decent man not one of you would think; But I was, some four or five years back. Say, give me another drink.

"Fill her up, Joe, I want to put some life into my frame -- Such little drinks to a bum like me are miserably tame; Five fingers -- there, that's the scheme -- and corking whiskey, too. Well, here's luck, boys, and landlord, my best regards to you.

"You've treated me pretty kindly and I'd like to tell you how I came to be the dirty sot you see before you now. As I told you, once I was a man, with muscle, frame, and health, And but for a blunder ought to have made considerable wealth.

"I was a painter -- not one that daubed on bricks and wood, But an artist, and for my age, was rated pretty good. I worked hard at my canvas, and was bidding fair to rise, For gradually I saw the star of fame before my eyes.

"I made a picture perhaps you've seen, 'tis called the `Chase of Fame.' It brought me fifteen hundred pounds and added to my name, And then I met a woman -- now comes the funny part -- With eyes that petrified my brain, and sunk into my heart.

"Why don't you laugh? 'Tis funny that the vagabond you see Could ever love a woman, and expect her love for me; But 'twas so, and for a month or two, her smiles were freely given, And when her loving lips touched mine, it carried me to Heaven.

"Boys, did you ever see a girl for whom your soul you'd give, With a form like the Milo Venus, too beautiful to live; With eyes that would beat the Koh-i-noor, and a wealth of chestnut hair? If so, 'twas she, for there never was another half so fair.

"I was working on a portrait, one afternoon in May, Of a fair-haired boy, a friend of mine, who lived across the way. And Madeline admired it, and much to my surprise, Said she'd like to know the man that had such dreamy eyes.

"It didn't take long to know him, and before the month had flown My friend had stole my darling, and I was left alone; And ere a year of misery had passed above my head, The jewel I had treasured so had tarnished and was dead.

"That's why I took to drink, boys. Why, I never see you smile, I thought you'd be amused, and laughing all the while. Why, what's the matter, friend? There's a tear-drop in you eye, Come, laugh like me. 'Tis only babes and women that should cry.

"Say, boys, if you give me just another whiskey I'll be glad, And I'll draw right here a picture of the face that drove me mad. Give me that piece of chalk with which you mark the baseball score -- You shall see the lovely Madeline upon the barroon floor."

Another drink, and with chalk in hand, the vagabond began To sketch a face that well might buy the soul of any man. Then, as he placed another lock upon the shapely head, With a fearful shriek, he leaped and fell across the picture -- dead.

-- ilza (ilza@pobox.com), February 06, 2000.

it goes something like this :

. Face on the Bar Room Floor

by D`Arcy (

It was a balmy summer evening and a goodly crowd was there, Which well nigh filled Joes barroom on the corner of the square. As songs and witty sayings came through the open door, A vagabond crept slowly in, and posed upon the floor.

"Where'd he come from?" Someone said, "The wind must've blown him in." "What does he want?" another cried. "Whiskey, rum, or gin?" "Hey, Toby! Sic em...if youre equal to the work." "I wouldnt touch him with a fork." "Hes filthy as a turk."

The bantering the poor wretch took with staunch and goodly grace. He even smiled, as though he thought hed struck the proper place. "Come, boys, I know theres burly hearts among such good a crowd. To be in such good company would make a deacon proud.

"Give me a drinkthats what I wantIm out of funds, you know. When I had cash to treat the crowd, my hands were never slow. What? You laugh as though this pocket had never held a svu; There was a time when I was fixed as well as any one of you.

"Say, thanks. That braced me nicely. God bless you, one and all. When I pass this good saloon, Ill pay another call. Give you a song? I cant do that. My singing days are past. My voice is cracked, my throats worn out, and my lungs are failing fast.

"But give me another drink and I tell you what Ill do Ill tell you a funny storya factI promise you. That I was once a decent gent, not one of you would think. But I was, a few years back. Please, give me another drink.

"Fill it up, Joe. Id like to put some life into my frame. The little drinks you boys drink here are, to me, so awful tame. Sayfive-fingersand corking whiskey, too. Landlord, I thank you very much. And boys, my best regards to you.

"Youve treated me pretty kindly, and Id like to tell you how Ive come to be the dirty sot that stands before you now. I was once a decent gent with muscles, frame, and health And, but for one costly blunder, could have made a lot of wealth.

"I was a painternot one that daubed on bricks and wood, But an artist, and for my age, was rated pretty good. I worked hard at my canvas, and was bidding fair to rise, For gradually I could see the stars of fame before my eyes.

"I painted a picture, it was called The Cause Of Fame. It brought me fifteen hundred pounds, and added to my name. And then I met a womannow comes the funny part With eyes that petrified my brain and sank into my heart.

"Why dont you laugh? Its funny, that this vagabond you see Could ever love a womanand expect her love for me. But it was so. And for those weeks her smiles were freely given. And when her lovely lips touched mine, it carried me to Heaven.

"I was working on a portrait, one afternoon in May, Of a fair-haired boy, a friend of mine, who lived across the way. And Madeline admired it, and much to my surprise, Said shed like to know the man that had such dreamy eyes.

"It took not long to know him and before the month had flown, My friend, he, stole my darling. And I was left alone. Ere the years of sadness have passed upon my head. The jewel I loved, so tarnished, faded. Now, my love is dead.

"Thats why I took to drinking. Why, I never saw a smile. I thought youd be amused, and laughing all the while. My friendswhy, there are teardrops in your eyes. Laugh, like me. Its only babes and women who should cry.

"Say, give me that chalk with which you mark the baseball score, And youll see the lovely Madeline upon this barroom floor. If youll just give me another drink, I will be very glad To draw, right here, the picture of the face that drove me mad."

Another drinkand with the chalk, the vagabond began to sketch the face that well might buy the soul of any man. Then as he placed another lock upon the shapely head, With fearful shriek, he leaped and fell across the picturedead.

-- ilza (ilza@pobox.com), February 06, 2000.