Incontrovertible photo proof of chemtrails : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread

I think the truth is clear now. If you look closely, you will see some form of mind control device in the pilot's tentacle. Fortunately, I was wearing my double-layer tin foil hat, so I managed to get this picture.

But now I am feeling very, very sleepy, and I have an urge to report to my local political re-education centre. Soon. Soooooon.

Sysops: go ahead and delete this thread. But you might as well purge every other chemtrail thread as well, because they are no more relevant to Y2K.

-- Colin MacDonald (, November 29, 1999



To quote your countrymen, "Must you be such a wanker so early in the morning?"

-- Billy-Boy (, November 29, 1999.

Colin stop it! You've got me laughin' so hard I can't get ready for work!

-- (, November 29, 1999.

Billy-Boy: sorry if I've caused offence. But I thought this was a forum about Y2K and related issues, and I'm kind of tired of reading the same old chemtrails/russki paratrooper paranoid delusional stuff over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Yes, I know, don't read it, but the danger is that anyone new to the issue and this forum is likely to take one good look at a chemtrails thread and just write the whole Y2K issue off as a wacko fantasy. Who's that helping?

-- Colin MacDonald (, November 29, 1999.

Nonono Colin!! I was not attempting to flame you...just going in the root of the _extremely_ dry HUMOR MODE...Guess I need another cup o' joe afore I start posting...

-- Billy-Boy (, November 29, 1999.

Honestly Colin, I find it difficult to believe that you haven't noticed the general population of the world HAS written the whole Y2K issue off as a "wacko fantasy".

Get with it man, only 32 days left to go! :)

-- Will continue (, November 29, 1999.

and by the by...I agree totally on a lot of the 'foil material. Being a former soldier, who take enormous pride in my accomplishments, I too grow very weary of the "Specially-Russian Trained, Genetically Altered, UN Controlled, American Soldiers who (while flying Black Helicopers) were also at Waco are going to be raping and pillaging come the new millennium!!!" It gets so old so fast my freind...

-- Billy-Boy (, November 29, 1999.

and by the by...I agree totally on a lot of the 'foil material. Being a former soldier, who take enormous pride in my accomplishments, I too grow very weary of the "Specially-Russian Trained, Genetically Altered, UN Controlled, American Soldiers who (while flying Black Helicopers) were also at Waco are going to be raping and pillaging come the new millennium!!!" It gets so old so fast my friend...

-- Billy-Boy (, November 29, 1999.

Ooops! I guess I suffered a humour failure. It's these dang asbestos coveralls - once you're in them, it's hard to tell how hot it is outside. ;)

Further analysis of the picture reveals some interesting details about the pilot...

-- Colin MacDonald (, November 29, 1999.

The small flaw in your reasoning is that the chemtrail phenomenon is real. Sorry to spoil your tea-time. Funny picture, though.

-- BigDog (, November 29, 1999.

Colin, I speak for many on this forum where chemtrails are concerned. If you had been doing your homework you would know that the master spray module never deploys a circular pilot pod during daylight hours. It is these kinds of inaccuracies that make a mockery of this serious situation.

-- Ready (, November 29, 1999.


I missed you too!

-- maid upname (, November 29, 1999.

You hear that everyone? Big Dog just said it was real, so I guess it must be real.

(PS; BigDog: You smhuck!).

-- (tiny@itsy.bitsy little puppy dog), November 29, 1999.

That does it Colinwere gonna have to put you on the road. We can make a fortune with your sense of humor. I know, we can set you up at the Coliseum and sell tickets for our latest production - Chemtrails Over Phoenix! Just think of itfor $40 we can rent space in the arena and let people stand there with their heads up all day! All week for an additional $30! Oh, and then, we can provide a masseuse to work the kinks out of their twisted necks, and take a cut of that! Such a deal! We have to make this a limited time offer though some of those chemtrails may not be around next year. With a *poof* and a swish of the wind, they may disappearbut thats no problem, we can sell tickets to the ---Black Helicopter Flyover! Just thinkmore work for the masseuses! More money for us! Once the mind control side-tracking imagers suck the last remains of intelligence out of the participants; well have customers for life. But, hey Im a reasonable woman who wants to give my customers everything they deserve. Ill give them more bang" for their buck and throw in some black-booted, AK 47 tottin, laser firing, Delta Force guys to enforce martial law, and take away their puny preparations.

My great-great-great-grandfather was right, theres a sucker born every minute and most of them are here, taking away the credibility of serious Y2K researchers. Oh, wellCapitalize man! Capitalize!

-- (, November 29, 1999.

---chemtrails are real, armed agents of the federal civilian and military forces did murder and torture innocent people at waco and other places, and events such as these are part of the "big picture" of preparing. Y2k is being taken advantage of by the murderers in washington and elswehere, and they will be sending out their armed agents and military people to further kill people. That's why threads and stories like these are revelant. We, as civilians, look at the track record of big business and big government. They are proven liars. Over and over and over again. Big government has no compunction about lying to their own employees-the armed forces. How many live soldiers and airmen were left to rot in prison camps in several "wars" now? Or is that an illusion, too? Sorry, just because one is not in the armed forces doesn't mean that they cannot have concerns and differences. No one has a macho lock on Patriotism, or intelligence, or even credibility, for that matter. Just because they are currently in the armed forces or have retired from same doesnot mean that you have some sort of superior lock on what should be discussed or not, as it relates to what many percieve to be credible threats. Did you (any chemtrail DGI) READ the astonishment in their voices as typed when the folks who are recent witnesses to the CHEMTRAILS as opposed to the CONTRAILS? This is very insulting, taking people to task for reporting what they have witnessed, and are sincere about. It's a direct verbal aggressive challenge, exactly the same as disruptive polly y2k posts and it's uncalled for and rude and simply wrong. Not ALL members of ALL governmental agencies or large corporations are "bad" people. BUT, bad things sure do seem to happen, don't they? Well, don't they? How many events in the past where the government has been exposed as being harmful to people does there have to be a record of before anyone who brings up what might be a current "bad thing" isn't ridiculed out of hand? Is it somehow wrong to be able to learn from history? Are we supposed to take the WORD of proven liars? Some may choose to, I do not. And quite a few readers and posters here DO NOT, either.

A big part of preparing is to not stay so focused on the train coming down the tracks that you miss the gang bangers coming up next to you in their car. Threats are varied, and it's important to consider them all, at least to some reasonable limit, and I feel despotic government, with a proven track record of lying, conducting "tests" of chemical and biowar and nuclear agents on it's citizens, using the armed forces and governmental bureaucracies for political persecution, obviously minimizing the possible ramifications of y2k, and then controlling the media to be THREATS, to be CREDIBLE threats, and to be WORTHY of discussion. Y2K isn't some sort of "thing", it's an entire range of "things", both tangible and intangible. At least, that's my simple take on it. Being prepared is more than about "how much rice and beans" to store.


-- zog (, November 29, 1999.

I agree, Zog. Let's stay focused and try and find the connecting thread in these 'strange events'. Many eye witness reports each relating basically the same description of the chemtrail pattern should be taken seriously - until proven otherwise.

-- TruthSeeker (truthseeker@ seektruth.always), November 29, 1999.

My great-great-great-grandfather was right, theres a sucker born every minute -- (,----- P.T.Barnum(1810-1891) was your great-great-great-grandfather?

-- zoobie (, November 29, 1999.

You forgot to "OT" your title ....

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (, November 29, 1999.

I find your post surprising, Colin, given that that the UK government just admitted, in a recently-declassified document, that it had been conducting aerial biological warfare experiments for an extended period of time some years ago over populated areas of the U.K.

Why discount what numerous witnesses, including self-confessed previous skeptics, are now reporting across the U.S.?

[I contributed a copy of that UK report to an earlier thread on this topic - no doubt the admirable Mr. Linkmeister can find and repost it fast, if so desired :)]

-- John Whitley (, November 29, 1999.

Hi John. I don't doubt the contrails/chemtrails/government experiment issue is a very real one. But what's it got to do with Y2K? This thread is an attempt to mitigate the damage that this issue does IN THIS FORUM by portraying it as a haven for people who most folk would view as paranoid delusionals. I'm not saying you are delusional - I believe that many of the NASA moon landing still photos were faked, so throw me in that basket - just that chemtrails - like moon landing photos - are not directly relevant to Y2K.

Feel free to convince me otherwise. Use evidence if you really, really have to. :p

-- Colin MacDonald (, November 29, 1999.

you are annoying colin but you do have a sense of humor. i love the post. even though i do happen to believe they are doing something to us--AND SO OBVIOUSLY!!!!. ya can't have all those bacterial/virological agents without wanting to do something with em! besides i know there was documented evidence of biological tests conducted in PA several years back--they were testing dispersement of agents if i remember correctly.

-- tt (, November 29, 1999.

Aaaagggghhhhhh!! I just got it! The government and certain members of private enterprise are orchestrating a movement to kill us all...or, at least expose us to enough volitile organic compounds to make us grow a second row of teeth.

Now why would any organization want to do that? Don't ya think they might have family and friends who would be exposed also?

Ahem, Zoobie. Ordinarily I never tell my age...but in this case I think a little clarification is necessary---I am three---that's how P.T. can be my great-great-great grandfather. Seriously, I haven't followed my lineage that closely, but the people in my family have all had children when they were young. A couple of the women in my family had their first children when they were 15. I, fortunately, am the first one to make the conscience decision not to have children so far...which gives me the free time to sit here at the computer arguing about chemtrails!

-- (, November 29, 1999.

I don't know what _____trails are, but I do know that they are very low for commercial aircraft. They also seem to wander around aimlessly. Commercial aircraft don't normally do this since jet fuel is expensive, and the "in a hurry" jet setters tend to get annoyed with the delays. Also, commercial traffic is steady, not a dozen planes one day and none for the next 2 or 3.

Could be anything, but it's not what they say it is. Same with Y2K, who knows, but probably not justa "bump in the road". Thus, relevant.

Besides, the chemtrail saucers arent red silly. :)

-- Megame (, November 29, 1999.

From: Y2K, ` la Carte by Dancr (pic), near Monterey, California

Colin said: Chemtrails...are not directly relevant to Y2K. Feel free to convince me otherwise.

The issue of ChemTrails is Y2K-ON-topic if the government is immunizing us against weapons of mass destruction expected during the CDC window of opportunity. It's also on topic if "they" figured out that we need our numbers trimmed in the event of massivev disruptions in supply chains. It's on topic if we may have to protect ourselves from NBC Warfare or from the chemtrails themselves, when there could be Y2K logistical problems getting our protections to us (i.e. stock up on KI, gas masks, antibiotics, tyvek, duct tape, and maybe start digging a shelter).

-- Dancr (addy.available@my.webpage), November 29, 1999.

just@someone. who is very stupid,

"You guys ever watch a crop duster?"

No, but I bet there are a lot of them out on the farm you were raised on. Problem is they don't have many schools out there.

"They get as low as possible to the crops before they release the insecticides. Logically enough because winds have a funny way of making airborne materials spread out."

That's right, that's exactly what they want the chemtrails to do, SPREAD out.

"I mean do you think that if you looked straight up and saw contrails that they would just fall directly down on top of you?"

No, it doesn't matter because they spray them upwind from the populated areas.

"Ever hear of the jet stream?"

Sure, it's at 30,000 - 40,000 feet meathead. The chemtrails are spread much lower than that.

"Ever hear of prevailing winds?"

Of course, you think they don't know which way the wind is blowing when they spread this stuff? Duuuuh!

"Ever hear of a little thing called the atmosphere?"

Wow, I'm impressed, you musta heard dat from da wedderman on TV huh? Yeah, its the air we breathe, with all the chemicals in it, remember?

. duh?

. duh?

. duh?

"If anything was released directly above a city at even a few thousand feet altitude (much less 20-30k ft.) it would just blow away and probably come down (if it ever did) hundreds of miles away."

That's the idea dimwit, the wider the coverage, the better.

"Get real people, this story is OLD, and it's ridiculous. Maybe it got a few chuckles in NASA back in the 1960's when people first starting talking about mysterious chemtrails from UFO's but now, in the 1990's , it is pure lunacy."

Heeeee Haaaaaww!! That's funny farm boy! Get a clue.

-- Hawk (flyin@high.again), November 29, 1999.


I have clue, and it's about you being an egotistical know-nothing.

-- (just@someone. who isn't stupid), November 30, 1999.

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