With only 38 days to go, I'm thinking, what we need are some really cool inventions to make our life easier on the other side. Who really want to haul water, eh? Or chop wood. So I propose we put our heads together and perfect the following items:

Manual Chainsaw - to operate, take gassed out chainsaw, loosen chain slightly, and with a thick leather glove, sppppinnnn the chain, giving it three or four good rotations. Now quick, cut. And repeat. Helps to have someone stand behind you going "Brrrummmm, brmrrmmmmrmrmrmmrrmrmrmmr" for inspiration. Cuts 2 cords of wood in approximately 3 weeks.

Any other suggestions?

-- samIam (dr@seu.ss), November 24, 1999

Answers

Sam is a troll, he said the MANUAL word. Sam is a troll!!! DELETE! DELETE!! AARGHHHHHHHHH..........

Brian the Brain

-- samIam (dr@seu.ss), November 24, 1999.

You can rent old Flintstones episodes at Blockbuster, in addition to the mid-90s movie of the same name. Yabadabadoo....

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.cum), November 24, 1999.

Actually, it just occurred to me. Brain Imager is a PLANT. He's been trying to discredit some pretty noteworthy posts about the grid (by calling me a troll). I wonder why? Getting paid on the sly Brian?

-- samIam (dr@seu.ss), November 24, 1999.

King of Spain. Mudwrestling is his name. Chasin the pretty ladies is his game! He has a one track brain!

-- I hate mudwrestlers (Ih@temudwrestling.com), November 24, 1999.

Dr. Seuss,

Too bad---you could just have easily been an integral part of this community, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You gotta lose it completely--now your reputation is shot!

Just like that!

-- d----- (dciinc@aol.com), November 24, 1999.

That is unless you perform the contrition ceremony.

That would require you asking forgiveness from all who frequent--, posted loud and proud. With your word that you will never lose your composure ever again.

after that you shall spend 7 days as a lurker at which time after the seventh day you shall be welcomed back with any pertainent post you deem of value!!

-- d----- (dciinc@aol.com), November 24, 1999.

Hello MudSlingers! Get your laptop DVD with the auto cigar lighter adapter and stock up on DVD's for the season and beyond. You may have the only Drive In Movie in your hood. Happy Thanksgiving you'all.............

-- Marilyn (Me@MarilynEllis.com), November 25, 1999.

Manual PC's? "It's just a blank screen! Work, dammit!" . Just like the real thing!

-- Colin MacDonald (roborogerborg@yahoo.com), November 25, 1999.

d - anyone who can think for themselves would have done the same thing. Brian needs to be taught a lesson, and anyone else who jumps on the troll bandwagon. No contrition here, sorry....

-- samIam (dr@sue.ss), November 25, 1999.