So the moderators won't give Lisa a delete key. This does seem like a reasonable request though

Well, I was looking through my key chain and couldn't find one marked delete. I then called my local hardware store and asked how much their delete keys cost, but they wouldn't tell me.

Then last night as I was playing a computer game, I saw it. A key on the bottom right hand of my keyboard that said delete. I got so excited, I tried to pull the thing off, but it wouldn't budge. I then went and got a butter knife and tried to pry it off, but my arm start tingling and I fell over in my chair. Repeatedly I tried to pry it off, but after a few hours my arm really started to hurt.

So Lisa I will just e-mail you my entire keyboard and let you figure out how to take off the delete key. BTW, how do I send a keyboard as an e-mail attachment?

-- Butt Nugget (catsbutt@umailme.com), October 30, 1999

Answers

Are you sure we're not talking about this button?

-- Y2KGardener (gardens@bigisland.net), October 30, 1999.

Catsbutt:

As I write this, that is what I am looking at [a cat's butt]. I think that the people running this forum have done a good job. They are very tolerant. It makes the whole forum worth-while [even with the nonsense that is sometimes posted]. We should give them a round of applause. By the way, the delete key just came off of my keyboard. I can ship it, but I have to leave town soon.

Best wishes,,,,

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), October 30, 1999.