I was in a buffet style restruant earlier this afternoon, and I started going around to different tables stealing peoples food, and screaming at them this is what Y2K will be like. I then snuck over to the light switch and turned off the power. Before the shocked patrons of this fine establishment could figure out what was happening I put my arms up like an airplane and started "crashing" into the customers while trying to pickpocket their wallets. After a couple of minutes two rather large men threw me out of the restraunt, but not before I screamed that Y2K is coming.

I don't know if I gained any new GI converts but those people sure got the message!

-- Butt Nugget (nubuttet@better.mousetrap), October 10, 1999

Answers

Do not feed the trolls. Do not let trolls steal your food. Do not let the trolls into your restaurant. LOL!

-- David Holladay (davidh@brailleplanet.org), October 10, 1999.

LOL

I usually go over to the salad bar right before I turn off the lights and throw green Jello mold at the patrons shouting "ANTHRAX ATTACK!!"

By the way, does the King Of Spain like to mudwrestle?

-- Paul Milne (fedinfo@halifax.com), October 10, 1999.

Mr. Nugget and Paul---ROFLMAO!!!! And, they say doomers don't have a sense of humor...

-- (RUOK@yesiam.com), October 10, 1999.

BN-

LMAO

Are you sure your'e not really Tom Green?

-- cavscout (nextyear@won'tbe.funny), October 10, 1999.

Mr. Nugget

I like your approach better than mine.

Keep 'em flying,

-- William in Dallas (bcheek@onramp.net), October 10, 1999.

When I go to a restaurant, I ask to be seated next to children. After seated, I get up and I start taking the children's plates away and telling their parents that this is what Y2K will be like, people stealing food. Then I take their crayons and coloring books away that the restaurant gave them to keep them occupied, and I tell them your children won't be needing these either. Then I take their plates away and tell them, NOW, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FOOD EITHER! What are you going to do to prepare for Y2K? Then I shove Stans 14-day preparation in their face and tell them to GET A LIFE!

-- Rasty (Rasty@bulldogg.xcom), October 10, 1999.

Gee, I suppose I should be doing these things, but I feel that I have otherwise managed to make myself obnoxious.

-- Mara Wayne (MaraWayne@aol.com), October 10, 1999.

Butt nugget. I knew those Dale Carnige courses would pay off for you.

-- smfdoc (smfdoc@aol.com), October 10, 1999.

hey butt, that is pretty darn funny (even if you are having us on). just look at ezekiel (at least i think it was ezekiel or one of the prophets with "e" as the first letter). god used him in some pretty strange ways. seems that the israelites had been dragged away into babylon and were so despondent and complacent it was tough for god's prophets to get through to them with just words so god made ezekiel use some really strange visual metaphors to get his point across.

-- tt (cuddluppy@yahoo.com), October 11, 1999.