Milne for President!!!!!!!

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Come on Paul.

It'd be great! Think of the potential!!!! The slogans!!! The debates!!! The interns!!! Think of all the people you could pi$$ off!

I wouldn't mind seeing Hamasaki for President either but he's too busy fixing mainframes. Maybe he could be your running mate.

-- R (riversoma@aol.com), October 03, 1999

Answers

I just wanna bumper sticker that says

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

-- R (riversoma@aol.com), October 03, 1999.


I'm sure that 7-11 Enterprises Incorporated would be most happy to lend their endorsement....

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.cum), October 03, 1999.

And the Vice President?

Will Continue!

-- Randolph (dinosaur@williams-net.com), October 03, 1999.


What would happen if the economy crashes, people get fed up with all of the incumbents who let this happen and all of the bullsh_t and a majority of the voters filled in their ballots to vote for "NONE OF THE ABOVE"? That would be interesting. Then they would have to have new elections and some candidates with some sense would have a shot at it. None of the above. None of the above. That has a ring to it. The best part would be that all of the influence bought by the campaign contributions would also be down the tubes as the people bought were not "elected".

-- Ed (Ed@bb.bbb), October 03, 1999.

What a lovely dream, Ed. Dream on, LOL. Thanks Randolph, wouldn't touch it with a 10 ft. pole BUT.....I'd volunteer to be Milne's campaign manager, I want to create bumper stickers and find a theme song, come up with posters, commercials and buttons. You know, like some Hollywood producer. We'll call the movie made about his nomination, "Wag the Pig". I like that. If America can so easily be made to buy into corruption and greed, surely we can sell them on the Constitution, ethics and character. Of course, we'd be forced to trick them. "Wag the Pig", yup. You betcha.

-- Will continue (farming@home.com), October 03, 1999.


OK, Campaign Manager:

What are some good bumper stickers?

"Think Again, Butthead. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"A Pig In Every Pen"

-- Randolph (dinosaur@williams-net.com), October 04, 1999.


"Vote for me or you will soon be shoveling lime upon the bodies of your dead children"

-- (go@baby.go), October 04, 1999.

Bad idea. Paul's anti-oral sex. Jesse Ventura's the man.

-- a (a@a.a), October 04, 1999.

PATRIOTS ARE SELF-SUFFICIENT. VOTE MILNE.

FARMS FOR FOOD-NOT-FOOD FOR FARMS. VOTE MILNE.

Campaign song to the tune of Yankee Doodle:

John Q Public went to town, just to find it burning. There are no leaders to be found, it leaves us with a yearning.

You were warned but you ignored, Paul Milne, the voice of reason. Now you're waking up to truth, and know he wasn't teasin'.

D.C. has gone up in smoke, we cannot find Bill Clinton. I'll bet he's cowering in a church, pretending he's repentin'.

Vote for Milne, we'll string Bill up, and let the country witness. Y2K is coming soon, ya wouldn't want to miss this!

With Constitution in his hand, Milne will get them squirmin'. Vote for him and watch him as he fumigates the vermon.

Milne for President we shout, Y2K is coming. Take our country back he says, if not, you will be running.

Just a few random thoughts. What do you think, Randolph? Have his guys get ahold of my guys......we'll 'discuss'.

-- Will continue (farming@home.com), October 04, 1999.


If the price is right, I might even be able to pick up 'spell-check'. That would be a relief, as in, 'vermin'. Who knows what else, as I rush off to finish chores.....

:)

-- Will continue (farming@home.com), October 04, 1999.



LOL! Will Continue, it's time for Broadway!

Big lights! Big bucks! Fame and fortune!

Don't forget to add the tar & feathering encore!

-- Randolph (dinosaur@williams-net.com), October 04, 1999.


Vote Milne and Get Him Off Government Handouts

-- (irs@irs.irs), October 04, 1999.

I have the logo for one of his bumper stickers.

If you live within 5 miles. . .



-- Marianne Michaels (scipublic@aol.com), October 04, 1999.


Correction: I OWN the logo.

(I could never presume to own Paul Milne, however)

-- Marianne Michaels (scipublic@aol.com), October 04, 1999.


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