If you could only take one person from this forum into the post Y2K life, who would it be and why?

Is there anyone that frequents this forum that you definitely would not take into post Y2K life, and if so, why not?

-- D. Hoh (kmannawannalaya@hawaii.state), September 29, 1999

Answers

I'm assuming that's you, Mr. About-To-Puke, with a slightly different spelling that you alluded to yesterday - ?

I can't say whom I'd particularly like to take, since I barely know anyone here. However, there's plenty of nutters, pollies and gun freaks I could do without...

-- Y2KGardener (gardens@bigisland.net), September 29, 1999.

Not hardly, Y2K Gardener - I think it's tom,tom the piper's son, who just can't hide though he tries to run.

I won't say he got tired of playing cory hamasaki who VERY STRANGELY enough since mentioning him last night, has been shitting out replies on this site, left and right; a veritable Diahrrea of the mouth. And I imagine he will be shitting out more, just for my benefit.

Beware, others, just because someone puts up someone elses name doesn't make it for real.

Now me, I'm a big believer in castration when it's required. Go FUCK yourself, Mr d ho. You got three more months left.

-- Kalanianaole (hwy@hwy.whatever), September 29, 1999.

This is not a fair question to ask. The person you think you would not take may turn out to be the one person to save your sorry ass!

-- ~~~ (~~~~@~~~~.com), September 29, 1999.

Kalanianaole - sorry about the confusion. My Hawai'ian isn't up to much yet - all words look pretty much the same to me at the moment. My apologies!

-- Y2KGardener (gardens@bigisland.net), September 30, 1999.

No problem, Y2K Gardener. Take care.

-- Kalanianaole (hwy@hwy.whatever), September 30, 1999.

Kalani(come back to this thread please, against better judgement)I have the real version(sorta):

Tom, tom, the piper's son Stole a pig and away did run; The pig was eat and tom was beat Cause the pig belonged to paul milne.

-- If You Want Me To I Will (kick@ass.foryou), September 30, 1999.

Hi If, how sweet. So there are at least two good Samaritans on this site who, when they saw a verbal attempted- rape take place, chose not to pass by on the other side of the road. I guarantee God is keeping the Books on This one.

Yeah, I like your nursery rhyme.

And thanks for your concern, but actually, I can kick major ass myself; or even a little one, like tommy-boy. Yes, yes, the legend of tommy-boy; a legend in his own mind. He uses so many different names on this site, one would Swear the old boy is demon possessed. Makes me think of the demon "legion" in the Bible, who said "For there are many of us here within this man."

But just for your information, two of my favorite things happen to be lifting weights and kickboxing; and should I ever come up against someone like -to borrow a phrase from Paul Milne-the "worthless piece of shit"- who started this thread, believe me ,he won't walk away from it. My motto is "Kick like you Mean it; Make him have a near-death experience the FIRST time."

Take care;should I need your help I will call!

-- Kalanianaole (Hwy@hwy.whatever), October 01, 1999.