1. You can crack a program for many hours continuously. 2. Programs have no periods when you may not crack them. 3. You needn't buy new software every time you want to crack a new program. 4. Program never asks how many programs you cracked before and how old you were when you've cracked your first program. 5. You can crack several programs simultaneously. 6. You can crack program and eat, watch TV or read a book at a time. 7. Programs never say "My last hacker cracked me longer". 8. Faster cracking is better cracking. 9. You can crack programs in presence of your parents, friends and teachers. 10. After cracking a program you can (and want to) crack another one immediately. 11. After cracking a program you have no spinal ache or stumbling gait. 12. One cracking is enough for one program. 13. Nobody makes you marry the cracked program. 14. You can give a crack to your friends or sell it. 15. If you are tired of cracking a program, you can stop and return to cracking from that point next week.

and no cracks from you guys, either!

-- Jay Urban (jurban@berenyi.com), September 08, 1999

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You're cracking me up.

-- semper paratus (always@ready.here), September 08, 1999.

our ol' nemesis ZYKLON shoulda stuck to crackin' less volatile programs!!! check out dis link--- http://www.wired.com/news/news/politics/story/20180.html

-- Jay Urban (jurban@berenyi.com), September 08, 1999.