The manufacturers of KY Jelly have announced that their product is now fully Year 2000 compliant.

In the light of this they have now renamed it as: Y2KY Jelly

Said a spokesman: "The main benefit of this revision to our product, is that you can now insert four digits into your date instead of two"

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), September 06, 1999

Answers

Hey!

Porky in Cell Block D... are you paying attention!

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), September 06, 1999.

Andy, Do you EVER SLEEP?

-- FLAME AWAY (BLehman202@aol.com), September 06, 1999.

usually half way through a Flint lecture :)

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), September 06, 1999.

Speaking of sleeping, where the heck did Decker,"king of the Rocky Mountain region" go?

Out buying cases of Y2KY Jelly?

-- Will continue (farming@home.com), September 06, 1999.

Hey KOS,

d'ya think there'll be a market for Y2KY Jelly wrestling videos???

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), September 06, 1999.

"The main benefit of this revision to our product, is that you can now insert four digits into your date instead of two" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I will inflict this upon many poor souls

-- zoobie (zoobiezoob@yahoo.com), September 06, 1999.

this is funny... Y2KY jelly, four digits, flint lecture ... thanks for the laffs.

-- Dan G (thepcguru@hotmail.com), September 06, 1999.

LOL! Oh help. Andy... have you been at the beer... again?

Diane

-- Diane J. Squire (sacredspaces@yahoo.com), September 06, 1999.

That will teach me to look for good news!

LOL!

-- eubie (eubie@whome?.com), September 06, 1999.

thanks andy
I couldn't see the humor but bill & hillary did a LOL

-- janet reno (yourgovt@work.comm), September 06, 1999.

OK wise guy:

Microsoft announced today that the final ship date for Windows/2000 would in the first quarter of 1900. <:)=

-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), September 06, 1999.

Coooool. The good news just keeps rolling in! LOL

-- Will continue (farming@home.com), September 06, 1999.