Atheism ----Sh!t Happens

Hare Krishna ----Sh!t Happens, rama dama ding dong

Hinduism----This sh!t happened before

Islam---- If sh!t happens, take a hostage

Zen --- What is the sound of sh!t happening?

Buddhism --- When sh!t happens, is it really sh!t?

Confucianism --- Confucius say "Sh!t Happens"

7th Day Adventist --- Sh!t happens on Saturday

Protestantism --- Sh!t won't happen if I work harder.

Catholicism --- If sh!t happens, I deserve it.

Jehovah's witness --- Knock, Knock, sh!t happens.

Unitarian --- What is this sh!t?

Judaism --- Why does sh!t always happen to me?

Mormon --- Sh!t happens again and again and again.

Rastafarian --- Let's smoke this sh!t!

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), August 15, 1999

Answers

and TRUE christianity say,s> i deserve a shitty eternity, but thanks to JESUS & his total=finished work on cross=i,m eternally secure. because HE is a total=savior TO ALL WHO BELIEVE.

-- set=free. (dogs@zianet.com), August 15, 1999.

oh dear what have I done... :(

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), August 15, 1999.

Andy Thanks for making me laugh, so early in the morning.

-- maggie (aaa@aaa.com), August 15, 1999.

Andy,

As you can see, even Al-D perked up for that one. Any time he can find an angle to slip in a little "god stuff" to remind us of his own path to salvation, he will. And, of course, sometimes just because he feels overflowing with love. I don't mind. It's sort of like having a slightly eccentric pastor among us, who also knows the street rules.

-- Gordon (gpconnolly@aol.com), August 15, 1999.

cute andy!

-- farmer (hillsidefarm@drbs.net), August 15, 1999.

Paganism - Sh!ts natural

-- Pagan Chick (Howling@the.moon), August 15, 1999.

y2k pro - Oh Sh!t

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), August 15, 1999.

this weekend been relatively troll-free. kids must be back-to-school shopping

-- like the peace (easier@read.concentrate), August 15, 1999.

Al-d ---- ,Holy=(sh!t!

-- (Heehee@heehee.com), August 15, 1999.

Seen it before.

Not toooooo far out of bounds, though C

-- Chuck, a night driver (rienzoo@en.com), August 16, 1999.

INVAR, "I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S SHIT PILE WHAT YOU THINK"!

AL

-- Al K. Lloyd (al@ready.now), August 17, 1999.

Al, fuck off will ya?

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), August 17, 1999.