OT: CLINTON WOMEN TO GATHER IN ONE HOTEL ROOM; MAY FILE CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT / Now, lets see, who can he bomb this time? Place your bets here....

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This has been on the Drudge Report for a few days now. My first thought when I saw this was, "I wonder who Klinton will bomb and what conflict he will get us into now in order to draw attention away from this one?" My guess is he will wait and see. If/when it starts getting too hot then of course he will (as usual) divert attention by bombing somthing. Anybody want to place any bets on it?

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XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SUNDAY, AUGUST 08, 1999
02:47 ET XXXXX

CLINTON WOMEN TO GATHER IN ONE HOTEL ROOM; MAY FILE CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT

**World Exclusive**

More than a dozen women associated with various Clinton scandals are set to gather in one hotel room, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

The meeting, which has been planned in secret, is scheduled to take place in Dallas later this month.

According to legal sources, the women will travel from all across the country to share "war stories" and to discuss the possibility of filing a class action lawsuit against President Bill Clinton!

"It has taken quite some time to track all of them down," one well-placed source told the DRUDGE REPORT. "And to get them all to agree to meet in one room has taken months. But we're there."

News of the gathering is bound to cause nightmares at the White House.

"It is going to be the class reunion from hell," said one source.

The Dallas gathering will mark the first time that many of the women have met or have spoken to each other directly. And several of the women traveling to Dallas are not well-known to scandal watchers.

"One has remained a Jane Doe," a legal source told the DRUDGE REPORT, referring to women who surfaced during the Paula Jones case.

"But she, like all of the others, has been harassed by Mr. Clinton and his 'fix-it' team... [she] is now ready to fight back... there will be power in numbers."

Investigators have not been able to locate former Miss America Elizabeth Ward Gracen. And White House-scarred Kathleen Willey, who is preparing for her fall wedding, is leaning against making the trek, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal.

"[Willey] does not want to get involved in the lawsuit," one legal source explained. "She supports all of the other women and would love to meet them face-to-face, but she has decided the personal toll of opening it all up in a lawsuit... would just be too great."

"I am going to get married and try to put all of this behind me," Willey told the ASSOCIATED PRESS last month. "It's all over."

"I am not really sure what to expect from the meeting," said one Clinton scandal star who is planning to travel to Dallas.

"But I am going to bring my camera, this is really going to be something else... all of us in one room!"

Event planners are concerned that any advance publicity could spook several of the women and disrupt the gathering.

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-- flb (fben4077@yahoo.com), August 12, 1999

Answers

One vote for Osama Bin Laden -- he's being set up right now.

-- Anita Evangelista (ale@townsqr.com), August 12, 1999.

We now know where and when the next "terorist" bomb will be in America.

-- It's (All@conspiracy.com), August 12, 1999.

North Korea 9/9/99

China after they grab Taiwan 10/01/99 - 10/15/99

-- Johnny (JLJTM@BELLSOUTH.NET), August 12, 1999.


I would expect biil the prick to bomb the hotel where these women will be, then blame it on someone else, the lyin' bastard.

-- rick (I'mset@home.house), August 12, 1999.

Will one suitcase be enough?

-- Porky (Porky@in.cellblockD), August 12, 1999.


Bombing the hotel where the women are staying would be a little obvious wouldn't it?

How about kidnapping them, putting them on a plane, shooting each one behind the ear and then letting the plane just fall from the sky?
-- Bill's Toast (enough @already.its old news), August 12, 1999.


off

-- none (none@none.none), August 12, 1999.

Wrong. The way to stay alive if Clinton's done you is to go way public. Chances are, if Tripp hadn't gone public with Monica, she'd have had some sort of unfortunate sushi/fugu accident.

-- think (about@this.guy), August 12, 1999.

No, you're all wrong.

These women will all be found dead in a bizarre gardening accident.

Apparently, distraught over being pressured by Right Wing Conspiracy groups to embarrass the President yet further, each of them will be found dead due to cutting off their own heads with giant hedge shears.

Never mind about the .45 caliber bullet holes in the backs of their skulls.

That will be caused by heads landing on croquet pins in the courtyard where the accident will have happened.

Bill will feel their pain.

-- INVAR (gundark@sw.net), August 12, 1999.


I hear they've booked the Ballroom (pun intended) as so many of them are gonna turn up :)

Bwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha ha ha

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), August 12, 1999.



I was wondering when the moved the Superdome to Dallas.

WW ;)

-- Wildweasel (vtmldm@epix.net), August 12, 1999.


HEY!

We've been bombing IRAQ! for a HECK OF A LONG TIME and NOONE bats an eye.

So it's not who we will bomb. IT is WHAT WILL THE MEDIA REPORT AS "NEWS WORTHY"!!!!!!!!

Father

-- Thomas G. Hale (hale.tg@att.net), August 13, 1999.


I've always been annoyed by French pretensions. How about them? I mean, we don't have to bomb them back to the stone age, or anything. Just enough, to send the message, "If we want your opinions on culture, art and language, we will ask for it".
I bet we could even get the Russians and the Chinese on board, for that one. The Brits, the Italians and the Germans would be a shoe-in.

-- Bokonon (bok0non@my-Deja.com), August 13, 1999.

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