Do you believe Y2K is a judgement from God or other Diety?

Regards,
Andy Ray

-- Andy Ray (andyman633@hotmail.com), August 02, 1999

Answers

Please don't feed this troll.

-- (dont@feed.trolls), August 02, 1999.

Andy Ray is an individual that doesn't have this forums best interests in mind. Last week he posted information on another forum on how to seriously disrupt this forum.

I will let the members of the forum judge his words. Oh and there is more such as offering to disrupt the forum for money.
 

 TBY2K SYSOP(s) ATTENTION PLEASE!!

For what it's worth I found this at debunks site. Sujjest
       deleting any threads that have this ISP#. I never thought
       I would be the one to advocate censorship. Ya never
       know.

       SNIP

       Do not use this trick to disrupt the Hysterium - it is
       unfair... Wednesday, 28-Jul- 1999 14:12:19
       12.79.198.90 writes:

       I have been wrongly accused recently of attempting to
       disrupt the Hysterium. Lately, someone (maybe more
       than one) has been posting using my name and email
       address - but I cannot make out whether the posts are
       meant to insult me or to further my cause of educating
       neutrals about the character of doomers - perhaps both,
       in which case I can live with the (attempted) insults.

       In any case, were I trying to disrupt the forum, I would
       advise their opponents to utilise the following piece of
       code, which reroutes those pesky DELETE requests to
       your favorite thread.

       Let's say, for the point of argument, that you wished to
       have a recent post from a@a.a receive all the DELETE
       requests your post is sure to generate. You could add
       the following code to the end of your message to
       redirect responses to that message:

       You could aim this at any existing message for which
       you disagree by viewing the shortcut to that message
       and substituting the last part of it for the 'value' tag in
       the above.

       But, do not do this, as this would be truly disruptive,
       and really beyond the pale in a civilised debate.

       Regards,

       Andy Ray

       END SNIP

-- Brian (imager@home.com), August 02, 1999.

Andy, you can not gather scientific data on the web. That is an oxymoron.

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), August 02, 1999.

In my studies of the reaction to the issue, I have collected thousands of quotes from people making fantastic and catastophic claims (in an effort begun 1 Jan 99). I plan to post these quotes on 3 Jan 00 on a website dedicated to giving pause to those who would practise fear-mongering in the future.

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-- early words (of@andy.ray), August 02, 1999.

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-- early words (of@andy.ray), August 02, 1999.

Please, don't feed the trolls.

-- Butt Nugget (nubuttet@better.mousetrap), August 02, 1999.

AR

No.

And that about sums it up.

But since you seem to be interested in researching this sort of phenomena, historically, what do we know about societies and how they end? Are there examples of societies that came to rely on systems with ever increasing complexity? Can we draw parrellels from them to our possible situation? Does it make sense to assume that because things have been good our whole lives that they will always be so?

Watch six and keep your...

-- eyes_open (best@wishes.net), August 02, 1999.

God! I want you Andy Ray!

-- Porky (Porky@in.cellblockD), August 02, 1999.

It's about time the diet's of the world got their revenge. I always figured it would be dietc though, not diety. You know that dietc has a real attitude. LOL, slackjawedyokel

-- CygnusXI (noburnt@toast.net), August 02, 1999.

"The conveniences and comforts of humanity in general will be linked up by one mechanism, which will produce comforts and conveniences beyond human imagination. But the smallest mistake will bring the whole mechanism to a certain collapse. In this way the end of the world will be brought about." Pir-o-Murshid Inayat Khan, 1922 (Sufi Prophet)

-- Pir-o-Murshid Inayat Khan (deadprophets@alla'sgrace.com), August 02, 1999.

what a stupid question,and after all your hard work getting other people to do your work for you,you still dont have this figured out? y2k is a design flaw.

-- zoobie (zoobiezoob@yahoo.com), August 02, 1999.

This cult, the only one that deprograms its own zombies, fills the holes left by braincells you destroyed (you didn't need them anyway). When you join this exalted Order of Scoffers, Blasphemers and True Believers, you'll study TIME CONTROL and MEMORY EDITING until EVEN YOU become ready to PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR OWN EYES and RELAX IN THE SAFETY OF YOUR OWN DELUSIONS.

BELIEVE OR DIE Uncontrolled Thinking, controlled by "Bob," will usher in a SPIRITUAL REBIRTH and a CASCADE of ASTOUNDING RICHES AND POWER to those "in the know" -- while billions of deserving Conspiracy dupes FRY in HELL ON EARTH!!

Mr. Reagan thinks there should be more RELIGION in this country. Well, have we got a religion for him!!

MORE NEEDLESSLY COMPLICATED THAN THE QABALLAH!! MORE AMBIGUOUS THAN THE I CHING! SCARIER THAN THE OLD TESTAMENT!! MORE MONSTERS AND DEMONS THAN THE BHAGAVAD-GITA!! MORE HATE AND INTOLERANCE THAN EVEN THE MORAL MAJORITY NEWSLETTER!! AND MORE SHEER BULLSHIT THAN THE BOOK OF MORMON!!!

THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS:.

SALVATION, or SALIVATION?

Just Another Excuse for Assholes, or the Last Bastion of "Human" Dignity??

Makers of... DR. DOBBS'. Natural Herbal "WOE-B-GONE" GOOD $ LUCK

Guaranteed Hair Growth Formula (Canine Urethral Glandulars & Capucine Monkey Pineal Extract (Punch-40) MADE IN MALAYSIA Endorsed by DRS. 4 "BOB" " We make illness an art form."

NOTE TO TRUE SUBGENII: DO NOT SHOW THIS MATERIAL TO FULLBLOOD HUMANS. The humiliation of finding out the truth would be too much for their PATHETIC HUMAN MINDS. Or, even worse, they may believe they are SubGeniuses!!

NOTE TO HUMANS: Why are you even bothering to read this? You don't "get" it... it seems obnoxious to you... you this it's "stupid"... because, although we understand how you think ALL TOO WELL, you can't for the life of you understand how we think. WHAT DOES THIS TELL YOU, ASSHOLE?

NOTE TO LOVING CHRISTIANS WHO WANT TO KILL US: Look, we're for peaceful co-existence. We're not really that far apart. You worship the Vindictive Crybaby SchoolMarm Jesus -- many Subs worship the Live-It-Up, Hell-Raisin', FIGHTIN' JESUS. You worship a dead guy on a stick, we worship a chopped-off head that gets hit with a stick. Isn't there some common ground? (The Founder of Christianity wans't as asqueamish as his modern fan club. He was compassionate towards the weirdos, sinners, and victims of his day, and he was also PISSED at the NORMALS of his day. And, like "Bob," he didn't want to KILL them, but merely to LEAD them, as a shepherd leads his flock. Keeping them happy until the slaughter. The Harvest...ahhh, yes... THE HARVEST!!!)

NOTE TO ALL WHO WOULD DENTY THE TRUTH OF "BOB" DOBBS: There is nothing lower than a debunker. The debunker is the most despicable parasite in Creation -- worse even that the Critic. DEATH to EST debunkers! DEATH to UFO debunkers! DEATH to WRESTLING debunkers! DEATH TO ALL SUBGENIUS DEBUNKERS!!!! WE WILL BURY YOU IN "DE BUNKERS!!"

J.R."BOB" DOBBS:Big Brother-A-Go-Go 1995 "FOR ALL YOU KNOW, HE MAY ALREADY BE WORLD OVERLORD."

J.R. "Bob" DOBBS -- the High Epopt over all SubGenii -- is no worn- out, overused deity from thousands of years ago, but a LIVING, BLEEDING DIETY FOR TODAY. "He is the Sales Man, the Now Man, the Man of Tomorrow, and the Key to the Gateway IS HIS PIPE." (Godecclessians 3:14) It is because The Conspiracy fears him to the depths of their lizard souls that they try to water down his terrifying message -- and would even deny that he exists at all!! He started leaving hints of his presence in the cheesy ads of the 1950s, following his Divine Emaculation by JHVH-1 Itself -- alien Space God from some Corporate Sin Galaxy. Today, despite persecution and harrassment, his Church is the Zorro of world religions, scratching a bloody 'B' on the beefy seat of The Conspiracy!! He is here to SMITE the Mediocretins, Assouls, Glorps, Conformers, Nuzis, Barbies and Kens -- the FALSE PROPHETS and PINK BOYS who have made "NORMALITY" the NORM!! ALL PINKS ARE LIVING STEREOTYPES -- dupes of the Conspiracy, lacking the spark of originality which is the trademark of every SubGenius soul. AND YET THEY CONTROL THE EARTH. Creatures of such BLINDNESS and VENALITY as these LOWLY HUMANS have never had so much POWER over ALL NATURE before, and there's NO TELLING what might happen. The reins of control must be wrested from Their clammy grip before it's TOO LATE!!

"BOB" is the MYSTIC SUPERSALESMAN on whose WHEELING AND DEALING SKILLS the FATE OF THIS UNIVERSE DEPENDS!! "BOB" is HE who has come to AWAKEN US to the SLACK that has been robbed from our kind for CENTURIES -- the ONLY INTERCESSOR between MANKIND and the STARK FIST OF REMOVAL, that all-smashing force from Above which we must simultaneously placate and defy.

And -- huh? You mean you really didn't know about "Bob" and "Slack?" You didn't even suspect that there was a Conspiracy of NORMALS leeching away your Slack all the time, like vampires who don't know any better -- that there are really two species of upright bipeds on Earth, US and THEM?? You didn't know that?

Oh, well, forget it, we didn't mean you, we meant the next guy. No, seriously, don't worry about it. You don't need to know who "Bob" is. Or was. It's no big deal. Really. Just throw this away. Now. Look for something else to read. You don't want to be CAUGHT with this. PUT IT DOWN NOW. There's something WRONG with THIS PAMPHLET in your hands, it's upsetting you, its authors must be CRAZY, EITHER THAT OR ELSE THROUGHOUT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE UP TIL NOW YOU HAD BEEN HYPNOTISED INTO THINKING EVERYTHING WAS OKAY, BUT SOMETHING IN HERE HAS TRIGGERED THE SCALES TO FALL FROM YOUR EYES, BUT YOU'RE NOT READY YET... you're having intense feelings of Deja Vu, as if YOU HAVE READ THIS SOMEWHERE BEFORE... THERE! WE DID IT! WE GOT YOU TO READ THIS FAR AND NOW IT'S TOO LATE!

By the way, it wasn't the words that held the code-trigger*, it was THE WHITE SPACES AROUND THE BLACK LETTERS. You will someday be glad we have done this to you, because EVEN YOU WILL EVENTUALLY BE A STOOGE WARRIOR for SLACK and FREEDOM -- if not now, then at least in some future lifetime in which you have more balls or ovaries.

THE END TIMES -- YOUR STEPPING STONE TO PROSPERITY Foolish doomsayers claim that the sky is falling. It's not, of course; however, THE EARTH IS CAVING IN. The pesticides Grandpa used are leaving their brands on the new babies' genes. The kids get better drugs in grade school now than you did in college. There are cities of 30 million each all over the world, full of people who are starting to want back what they think YOU TOOK, and yet you have to work like a dog just to keep what you think you have. On top of all that, the Russians have a cocked and loaded gun pointed at your head right now -- but don't feel bad, you've got one at somebody's head over there, too!

THERE IS A HELL, alright -- and YOU'RE ALREADY IN IT! Of course, this is merely the TOP FLOOR of Hell, the easy part... the Hell where you don't even know you're in Hell. The part where you think you're in "Real Life." HA!

Now, it doesn't always feel like Hell. Some of the time you have Slack -- sort of -- and other times it's drawn up tight. But it keeps getting tighter and TIGHTER , no matter how much partying you do, no matter how much "fun" you buy, no matter how much money you SPEND. So now there's this internal perpetual motion machine of slight disquiet...like something's missing,like something was amputated but you don't know what...OH YEAH, you realize... THAT Slack!

Right -- that Slack. The Conspiracy's got YOUR SLACK, and you're in HELL NOW, and you don't even KNOW it, becauselife on Earth is Hell, without "Bob."

But it could be worse. You could suddenly be crawling out from underneath radioactive rubble with your fingers falling off! You could, suddenly, be attacked and tortured by a mad slasher! You could be head-on-ed by a drunk driver tomorrow on the freeway -- but not be completely killed. So you should console yourself, through everything that befalls you, with the thought that things could always be MUCH, MUCH WORSE than they are now. Don't kill yourself yet; wait and see what worse fate awaits you!

Besides, in the meantime, They'll make sure you have plenty of Their FALSE Slack -- false work, false money, false sex, false love, false TRUTH! (THESE -- are Slack Abuse !! -- and should be handled ONLY by Church Hierarchy. They are POISON for you -- POISON!!)

Most Slack Abuse comes from the system buckling under the weight of its own normalcy, and taking you with it. Something's got to give -- and YOU are that something! You'll HAVE to go crazy, to stay sane! You'll be forced to stop being normal. But, in return for saving the world, the world OWES YOU A LIVING. YES -- IT'S TRUE!

The True SubGenii, the Chosen Ones, the High Unpredictables, shall be rewarded in the great Rupture of 1998, X-DAY, when the Men from Planet X will come; and we shall be LIFTED UP, in Power and Glory, to the Escape Vessels of the Sex Goddesses, fleeing the cataclysms on Earth while being TRANSFORMED into OverMen and UberFemmes, SUPERIOR MUTANTS who will lead a NEW RACE (the MASTER RACE, because it comes in ALL COLORS) to the PROMISED LAND, the Pleasure Dimension of ETERNAL SLACK AND CYTORSPASMIC OOZQUIRT.

Of course, the more timid of the Saved may choose to stay and weather the destruction of civilization as we knew it -- for who can truly guess what other fates may lie in store, once "back aboard" that "wondrous craft?" AIEEEE we must KNOW! We MUST KNOW our Destiny!!

In the meantime, never forget: compared to those PINKS, you're already an OverMan or an

Wait. Wait. They're watching. Act like you aren't reading this, like you just found this tract... get ready to throw it away like you aren't interested... ah, whew, it's okay. They're gone for now.

Where might it END? Dobbs' Prescriptures tell us that The Angelic Host from Planet X -- the "Xists" -- are themselves merely "tweezers" used by higher beings who might as well be observing us through a microscope. Beyond our pitiful earthly vale of illusion are vast, bodiless POWERS of Dark and Light, locked in a constant struggle -- and WE are THEIR WEAPONS AGAINST ONE ANOTHER in the APOCALYPTIC SHIT- STORMS OF THE NEXT 400 YEARS!!

Will you let yourself be manipulated like a puppet by the vile, demonic ELDER GODS into freeing them from their aeons-old banishment, to RULE this planet in their SIZELESS GRIP, or will you CLEAVE to "BOB" and be manipulated like a puppet by his Master, JEHOVAH-1 (aka WOTAN and RA, Destroyer of the Unclean), and His galactic "sidekicks,"the REBEL GODS: They Whom men call ERIS DISCORDIA (ISIS, Kali -- the mad pagan goddess of giggling CHAOS), the inutterably ancient SEX GODDESSES, NUNU and NARNINI, or G'BROAGFRAN , the Unpronounceable, or BANONO, the vindictive goddemoness who delights in cruelly dashing the plans of fools??? And what of NHEE GHEE???

What of NHEE GHEE???

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Will you join the Conspiracy's mindless atheistic unknowing servitude to the "Elder Bankers of the Universe" and their MINIONS in some hideous One-World Government, or will you GET SLACK and FIGHT FOR FREEDOM as a zeal-crazed Priest-Warrior for ODIN and the TRUE ORIGINAL FERTILITY CULTS that will someday instigate an eye- wateringly orgasmic One-World RELIGION of endless, delerious pleasures?? EH?? EH??

What you decide may not matter. If you are a true SubGenius, if through your veins courses the blood of the Yeti, then IT -- JEHOVAH- 1 -- The Stark Fist of Removal -- will get you SOONER OR LATER no matter how GODLESS you try to be!!

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WILL YOU BE READY??

WILL YOU HAVE AN "OUT" WHEN THE WHOLE THING BLOWS??

Join the Church and DISCOVER YOUR DESTINY. "Turn yourself in" to the the Throne Office of DOBBS for metapsychic emaculatory trance processing, computerized Blemish Reading analysis, and divinely inspired psycholiterary interpretation of your tridigital Anality Trait Answerraire read-out. Journey to our glamorous "New Jerusalem," DOBBSTOWN, in the jungles of Malaysia, for your "Initiation." There, the Doctors for "Bob" and their Tibetan advisors will 'whiffread' your Psy-Stench AuraAmbience with secret devices invented by the Child "Bob" at age 6. With the Bionebulizer you can "loop" into your Code-Self, as well as those of others! Ever wanted to triple your sales ability by watching the collective unconscious like a TV show? Sure you have. NOW IT CAN BE DONE. And once properly "tagged," your various souls will actually shine off into outer space like a beacon, making a better target for the "All Seeing Eye" above to zero in on! Just sign the coupon at the back of this booklet. You don't even have to mail it in. Just hold it near a mailbox, touch your genitals and think Dallas -- and "Bob" will answer your prayer.

YOU'LL BE WAVING TO THOSE PINKS FROM THE X-SHIP, ON YOUR WAY TO PARADISE WHILE THEY COOK BELOW IN A HELL OF THEIR OWN MAKING!!

---------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------- WHY NORMALS DON'T CARE "None are so blind as those who have no eyes." -- Dr. Philo Drummond,0 1^o What's really "abnormal" and "unnatural" is NORMALITY. The terrifying thing is that whereas the Normals cannot become like us, we can all too easily become like them. It is literally the next easiest thing in the world to become Normal... partly because it pays better, and partly because the SubGenius race is being further mongrelized with each generation by mating with Pinks and other "beasts of the field." DON'T MARRY A HUMAN!! Use the Normals, yes -- even be friends with some of them, in order to learn their weaknesses -- but do not cross- fertilize with them!

"Bob" is breeding new "humans"; that are more like the oldest breed -- humans with instincts. The flattening of the personality that comes with the average Conspiracy "life"style has suppressed instincts down through the centuries, which is exactly why so many people injure or kill their own children, or customers, or constituents; it's why marriages don't work half the time and "the family" has gotten a bad name. It's why you do stupid things to yourself! 'Civilization,' for all its fancy trimmings, is still just a rickety shack made by stooges without a blueprint,a shack that could collapse at any minute. The foundation was okay, but there has been very sloppy workmanship.

Of course, to a certain extent it's natural for our society always to be "fucked up;" after all, we're Earth creatures. "If WOTAN didn't have a sense of humor, there wouldn't be people." (Slackmasterclevians 6:14). But... not this fucked up.

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The Pavement of Hell Road Most people are "good," or would be, and try to do noble things every day -- but because the fabric of their reality is built on ignorance and mangled instincts, the sum total of all their actions, taken together, just perpetuates the vicious circle of "dog- indirectly- eat -dog."

In "Bob's" Promised Kingdom, all will come to recognize and value their own stupidity and eccentricity, and to respect that of others for its alien hilariousness. Hideous, exciting games like WAR and CONQUEST will be just that: GAMES, played with even MORE fervor and bloodlust, but enacted on imaginary battlefields of richly textured but entirely fraudulent construction. Humiliation at not being as original as the next guy will the the cost of losing, not death. SubGenii, shattered idealists that they are, are ready for that now, but we'll be lucky if the humans figure it out within the next 10,000 years.

This may sound like KOOK TALK, but 30 years from now your KIDS' MINDS will be OURS. You'd better hope it's still "US" by then!! Conspiracy agents are even now infiltrating the Church Itself. As the years go by The Con will be able to operate more and more openly, and once it's already too late, it'll finally become obvious that "1984" already HAPPENED way back in 1953!! ONE HAND has been jerking MANY PUPPETS; America, in some ways, is becoming hardly any different from Russia. In Russia, you have to do what They want. In America, as long as you're white and not poor, you can do whatever you want -- you just have to want what They want.

But you really want what "Bob" wants. And "Bob's" logic, like his Pils, is irrefutable... because of "Bob."

But...

WHAT IF...? WHAT IF one day you got this weird pamphlet that you started reading for lack of anything better to do and suddenly you couldn't stop because it was insane yet... absorbing...about a religion that let you believe whatever the hell you wanted to believe, and the next thing you knew it had you all wrapped up in it like IT, the pamphlet, was some kind of 'power object' that could somehow implant a kind of hypnotic command in you that would lure you into this little secret fringe society, an "underground world," an unspoken "rebel alliance" of people who were really decent citizens but at the same time were in a vague, unsaid agreement as to just how MUCH shit The Conspiracy could foist over on us before we'd... well...

...people who were relatively, oh, "normal" on the surface but still had this anti-establishment "thing" of theirs, on stand-by, just in CASE... just in CASE our continent got to be one of those places where you couldn't SPEAK and ACT the way you FELT just because some unseen "presence," or some force of sheeplike behavior patterning, was making you TOW THE LINE and ACT STRAIGHT and WEAR THAT SMILE and MAKE THAT SALE and WATCH THAT SHOW and eventually THINK THAT THOUGHT and so on... just in CASE there were people in charge who really didn't care what might be left of the planet after they got through with it. Not that things have GOTTEN like that or anything, you understand, but just in CASE... and this pamphlet you were reading, it didn't exactly tell you where to go for secret meetings, because these mysterious characters were too slacked out and/or harried by the Conspiracy to be even that organized; it simply let you know that there WERE WEIRDOS LIKE YOU that you could maybe even TRUST. Because if the AWFUL CRAP DOES COME DOWN, the ASSHOLES will gang up to ferret out the 'abnormals,' who tend to want to just fend for themselves. We still have major 'witch hunts' in this country every 20 years or so...

But WHAT IF this little secret society, that was secret because it didn't want to become a society, was REAL-- even if, most of the time, it only existed as an endless spew of propaganda and odd public behavior that always popped up in the strangest places? WOULDN'T IT HAVE TO DISGUISE ITSELF AS A JOKE?? Because it isn't that you want to JOIN something, the last thing you need is another damn political fringe group, and besides, it isn't politics but thinking styles, a whole new mind set... Wouldn't it have to be pretty ambiguous, and never quite let you get a grip on whether they were, like, a sick joke, or if they were serious, or WHAT? (The very fact that THEY raised the question first could itself be interpreted as "part of the act" or as an indication of their sincerity!)

YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TELL -- SO NEITHER WOULD THE CONSPIRACY.

You'd get to thinking, "Could this thing be for real? Is there REALLY something like this going on that I just didn't know about? Or maybe I've heard about this "Bob" crap somewhere but it sounded like just a "take off" on cults and totalitarian societies and Sales Gurus with mysterious powers of LUCK, that had something to do with this SLACK shit? With getting enough SLACK? The Slack I FORGOT ABOUT because of the CONSPIRACY? The Conspiracy that didn't even KNOW it was a Conspiracy, because it was mainly composed of people who thought they were doing the right thing, the Conspiracy that's a self-perpetuating ROBOT with an ENGINE fueled by HUMAN DOCILITY, and there's plenty enough of THAT to go around; the Conspiracy that just KEEPS GOING, KEEPS POUNDING ALONG, FLATTENING EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH, because it IS NORMAL, because it's composed of NORMALITY ITSELF, a Conspiracy that couldn't possibly know what it was about to DO TO ITSELF...

... but that could somehow be HALTED, or SCREWED UP, KNOCKED WOBBLY by some "bug " in it, some little unruly ball of abnormality that could gum up the motor just before the damn thing rolled over the edge of the cliff -- SAVED by a monkey wrench in the works!

Now...

"Bob" is dead. That's right -- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs was shot and killed by The Conspiracy on January 21, 1984. That little bug isn't in that Conspiracy machine anymore... and it'll roll over YOU unless YOU TAKE UP WHERE "BOB" LEFT OFF.

WILL YOU BE THE LAST "BOB"? WAIT -- just act normal. They're coming, again. Hide this pamphlet. If they find it on you, tell them you just found it and haven't read it yet and maybe they'll let you go...

Ahh, whew, They're gone... for a minute, anyway. (Hell, for all we know that could have been one of US in disguise!) But it won't be long before the next one comes along.

You may have to look normal... even act normal. But don't be normal! Don't backslide! "Bob" Dobbs could be back at any moment! On that day of reckoning, you don't want to find out you drifted over to the wrong side of the battle line without even knowing it!!!

-- PRAISE"BOB"!!!!! (REV.GANJAMAN@SUBGENIOUS.COM), August 02, 1999.

Do you believe Andy Ray is a judgement from God or other Diety?

Regards,

Jon Williamson

-- Jon Williamson (jwilliamson003@sprintmail.com), August 02, 1999.

hey I just want to say,

FUCK BOB!

-- (f-bob@f-bob.f-bob), August 02, 1999.

It's Baaaaccccckkkkkk!!!! Like a sewage spill, the Sub-Human Bob shows up when least expected. Both have an overwhelming stench about them and cause a lingering sickness and revulsion.

-- For (your@info.com), August 02, 1999.